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#2946678 Lesser known spelling/grammar fugups

Posted by heel31ok on 12 September 2014 - 09:34 PM

Your and you're is the most common one I see and it always gets called out. Couldn't care less is another big one. At this point it's more annoying for someone to correct these than the actual mistake itself.

But can we take a moment to differentiate between queue and cue?

Queue is a line of people. You cue someone to do something. "Cue the sad violin."

I blame Netflix for this.


could care less, irregardless it is time to move on.

#2945335 Smitty may be even more pissed than we thought (Panthers related)

Posted by heel31ok on 12 September 2014 - 10:52 AM

Yo, Smitty fans, I'm really happy for you, I'ma let you finish, but Benjamin is gonna have one of the best rookie seasons of all time!




















For the Panthers sake ,I hope so.


I just wanted to see them on the field together and to see what KB could do with SS drawing the D away , it would have been a great 1-2 punch and with Olsen in the mix it could have been nasty. Haters can't see what a Benjamin,Smith ,Cotchery and Olsen lineup would be like.

#2943680 Ray Rice

Posted by heel31ok on 11 September 2014 - 01:15 PM

3 rules to live by

1- the gun is always loaded

2- don't do Heroine

3- never hit you wife  (or wife to be)

#2943675 Ray Rice

Posted by heel31ok on 11 September 2014 - 01:13 PM

was this a beating or a split-second reflex reaction happening in a very small enclosed space influenced by alcohol?  i have doubts that he is actually a woman-beater.


 hitting your wife just once is being a woman beater.

#2939571 The Steve Smith Post

Posted by heel31ok on 09 September 2014 - 03:40 PM

i wasn't talking about the drops


He dropped 1 at most, caught the only TD. So what are you talking about? He was the only one to make a play. you said he hasn't played like that in 3 years which is obviously wrong. Olsen was already Cam's prime target last year so smith leaving did not really benefit him. Keeping Smith and the addition of KB would have benefitted all involved . Obviously this was not an on field performance issue or move.

#2938586 Best songs ever

Posted by heel31ok on 09 September 2014 - 08:16 AM

Million miles away - Plimsouls


Black                     - Pearl Jam


Sweet Child O Mine - GNR


Everybody Wants to Change the World  -Tears for Fears


 the list goes on and on



#2926213 Out thuggish the Seahawks

Posted by heel31ok on 04 September 2014 - 11:03 PM

Fug Seattle. Honestly yes they are a great team but they have so many calls and ball bounces go their way it's almost impossible for them to lose


yeah GB was what 10-15 missed calls away from winning that game.

#2923347 Who on the Panthers will stick up for Cam?

Posted by heel31ok on 03 September 2014 - 03:19 PM

trolling troll is trolling



ikr... come to spartanburg. they'll fug you up over there...


or we could roll down 85 to LA.

#2922256 Beheading Suicide

Posted by heel31ok on 02 September 2014 - 08:02 PM

my only comment on suicide is for those who want to murder someone else then commit suicide. Save us all the trouble and do yourself first.

#2921808 Who on the Panthers will stick up for Cam?

Posted by heel31ok on 02 September 2014 - 05:16 PM

I bet they wouldn't even meet you in south charlotte


south charlotte strikes fear into no one.

#2917060 My Plan for Dealing with Jackasses

Posted by heel31ok on 30 August 2014 - 03:15 PM

I've ran my shopping cart into the backs of people's legs at Costco when they stop and block the entire aisle to get a free scoop of granola.

Does this make me an asshole?

Sent from my iPhone using CarolinaHuddle


no that's not what makes it, that's just what proves it.

#2916790 Final Panther cuts 8-30-2014

Posted by heel31ok on 30 August 2014 - 01:46 PM

King being released is a mistake


wise up, G-man don't make no mistakes.

#2916717 Death Anxiety....The Root of All Ego and Culture.

Posted by heel31ok on 30 August 2014 - 01:29 PM

      Most people automatically attach negative connotations behind the word "ego."  Primarily because as a society we asssociate the term with greed, pretentiousness, and the inflation of one's ideals over another human beings.  While most of us have pondered what fuels the turbine in our own egotistical engine the answer always remains enigmatic and unclear....preventing people as a whole from internal improvement and an overall modus operandi involving less day-to-day anxiety.   The ego itself is the buffer between our living purpose and a meaningless existence that comes with the mother of all worst case scenarios:  We're all just spinning on a rock going through the motions and nothing happens after death thereby nullifying any meaning of life. On a small scale ego is good, it's what makes us brush our teeth, buckle our seatbelts, and in general try to be safe and healthy.  However when our ego feels threatened....when someone attempts to pop the ideas and beliefs that comprise a person's safe bubble that's when problems and violence arrives.


     Looking at the broader spectrum of events to include past and present cultures and civilizations, a similar application of egotism can be applied on a grander scale.  A person trying to find meaning to their life will inevitably crave the acceptance of like minded people for the comfort it provides their ego (the Huddle is a good example of this). The logic:  the more people that believe in a single set of ideals and beliefs, the more comfort it provides the ego because it's easier to believe that the ideals are true.  This is how modern day civilization came about, from the tribes of Africa to the imperialistic UK, to Nazi Germany, and to the modern day U.S.  Each country, tribe, religion promote an established set of symbols that represents their populations belief set.  When one country challenges the collective ego of another it actually challenges the collective death ideal of that country.  In sort of a massive sociological phenomena the offended country will want to stomp out the challenging party to regain the stability of their death ideal because if their ideas are succesfully challenged.....what was the meaning of it all?. Most of all countries do this typically without knowing that death anxiety is the reason why.  This is what's happening in the Middle East right now.   So in essence patriotism in one's country, and to-a-fault faith in one's religion actually create the overall problem of war, violence, and intolerance.   That tolerance in itself is such a test of our individual and collective ideals and morality that if we chose to be tolerant we would have to abandon and question everything we've thought to be true.  If you will the death of our individual and collective egos.  


So my question to you is......how do we solve the problem?


I am much too important to worry about all that.

#2916295 Is Jadakiss Top 5: Dead or Alive?

Posted by heel31ok on 30 August 2014 - 11:14 AM

one time jadakiss came to my bar. it was summer and it was hot outside... you know, those blistering types of days where the sun cracks your lips and wicks the moisture from your skin and the torrid heat billows in like an open oven. one of those days where all you want is a cool pool and some cold drinks.


so when jadakiss came to my bar, i could hardly blame him. it was a friday in greensboro and superjamz or something was in town, and jadakiss had performed the night before, or maybe it was an upcoming show that night, i don't know. but jadakiss had some time to kill and it was hot and nothing else was going on, so jadakiss and his gigantic humungous fuging entourage showed up at my bar and decided to get drinks and use the pool.


and that was all well and good until jadakiss and his entourage ordered miami vices.


let me explain to you, huddle masses, what a miami vice is. it's the shittiest drink known to mankind. when you tell your bartender you want a miami vice, the only thing keeping him from crushing up some broken glass and dumping it in the middle of your drink so you shred your throat on the first swallow is the fact that you didn't order two. miami vices, you see, are painstakingly composed of daiquiris, which are the bane of existence for any bartender. when some yahoo titsucker beebops up out of moron land and asks for a strawburrah dakreh in the middle of a busy fuging bar scene it's bad enough, because you've got to grab the mix and measure it out to the tips of the blender blades and then pour in a shot of rum and then scoop one and one-fifth scoop of ice into the container and then find the rubber cap and then run over to the blender and drop it in the slot and then mix it up just right and then grab a hurricane glass off the fuging glass rack and fill it to the top and add whipped cream and FOUR CHERRIES PLEASE, OOPS NO MAKE IT EIGHT, MY GIRL LIKES CHERRIES HAHA and all that went down in the time it would've taken you to make nineteen jack and cokes for the nineteen people at your bar who want actual fuging drinks and are sitting there waiting for them.


so miami vices involve making a pitcher of strawberry daiquiri, then making another pitcher of pina colada, emptying out the first one so you can make the second one since there's only one pitcher, and then layering them, one on top of the other, in the hurricane glass. no, not dumping them both in haphazardly. no, not one vertical strip of strawberry daiquiri and another one of pina colada. no, not the bottom half strawberry and the top half pina colada. no, that fickle bitch has to be layered at list half a dozen times so it looks like a goddamn sick ass candy cane. and while people are waiting at your bar for actual drinks that exist and matter, you're making one of this motherfugers and praying to jesus the floor will open up and swallow the motherfuger whole who made you make this thing.


the end of the story is that jadakiss and his entourage ordered about 60 of these over the course of three hours and tipped ten dollars on them.


fuck jadakiss


probably had bad service...usually happens when the help thinks they are smarter than...well..everybody.

#2916227 Michael Sam, draft prospect, admits he's gay

Posted by heel31ok on 30 August 2014 - 10:55 AM

i pretty much deconstructed some of his posts in another thread about gay people awhile back. i'm still not sure if he understands he is homophobic.


homophobic is like climate change these days, it includes pretty much anything and everything.though for the most part it means nothing.

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