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#3325534 The details of the Bachelor party and 420 Fest this weekend

Posted by cookinbrak on Yesterday, 10:30 PM

 if females come, then they come.


That's always been my motto....

#3322021 Pretty cool feature I discovered on the Huddle

Posted by cookinbrak on 14 April 2015 - 11:04 PM

Flaps down....

#3320629 Drove from Chicago to Indianapolis in this

Posted by cookinbrak on 13 April 2015 - 05:49 PM

A girl I dated in high school had a 3 banger metro too! It was a white convertible top with a license plate that said "I[emoji173]️LNKNG" she really liked Lion King, and needless to say I walked a lot.

Haters gonna hate....I liked getting 50 MPG.




#3319989 apparent episode of reno 911 ends in tragedy

Posted by cookinbrak on 13 April 2015 - 12:03 AM

I watched some of this on Facebook a little earlier...  looks to me like yet another instance of cops escalating a situation.


They start hitting the cops almost immediately. That's what "escalalted" the situation.



#3318952 Titty Freckles

Posted by cookinbrak on 11 April 2015 - 12:55 PM

The best part was catfang pie'd one, but not the other.

#3318949 Mayock: 2015 WR class has eight with 1st round grade

Posted by cookinbrak on 11 April 2015 - 12:52 PM

Agholor and Hardy WR package would excite me :D


I would stop mid-fap to fap. While thinking about fapping.

#3317639 Cops use rims as bait.

Posted by cookinbrak on 09 April 2015 - 10:56 PM

Let's just go to the poorest neighborhood in town and litter the sidewalk with hundred dollar bills and arrest anyone that takes them. I'm sure we could catch lots of "criminals".

See a hundred dollar bill on the ground and grab it- you found a hundred dollars.


See a hundred dollar bill in a vehicle and grab it- you stole a hundred dollars.



#3314185 Moving on from Manziel?

Posted by cookinbrak on 06 April 2015 - 10:51 PM


Rotoworld, citing Chris Mortensen and Peter King...


Once again, stopped reading after this. I value their opinions as much as a tick values a scab on his nuts.

#3312063 Better Call Saul!

Posted by cookinbrak on 04 April 2015 - 05:37 PM

The Saul story line has been pretty damn good so far, but they are telling Mike's story as well. That alone has made it worth watching.


Best line- "OK, if I need a gun, I'll just take one of yours."

#3311836 Tamales rajas

Posted by cookinbrak on 04 April 2015 - 11:38 AM

In Rocky Point, by McDonalds. They have one on Market near Kerr, but I've never been there. They have a restaurant on Kerr Ave, where Pearls used to be.



#3307282 Better Call Saul!

Posted by cookinbrak on 31 March 2015 - 05:43 PM

I feel like I should have seen that coming, but I admit I didn't. Not until the conversation started at the end of the episode did I realize what was going on.

Those guys Bob Odenkirk and Mike McKean crushed that last scene. I felt so bad for Jimmy/Saul.

The only thing that kinda sucks about this show, is we all know how it is going to end. But it is still compelling to see how it gets there.

This has quickly become my favorite new show of the year


When he told her to come in and close the door, I figured he was gonna blast her and she'd quit. Then, I thought it was "Get him to take the deal and I'll let you work the case". Then the bottom fell out.

#3306165 Better Call Saul!

Posted by cookinbrak on 30 March 2015 - 10:59 PM

Tonight was the best episode yet. Mike is such a badass.

#3306058 Season 5: The Walking Dead

Posted by cookinbrak on 30 March 2015 - 08:24 PM

For those that don't watch Talking Dead, the actor that plays Morgan, Lennie James, was on and talking about the secrecy invovled while filming the season finale.


For obvious reasons, the actor couldn't be seen around Atlanta or the surrouding towns where the other cast members live. So he was put up in a bed and breakfast in a town outside of Atlanta, and all of the worker's at the B&B and the guests staying there had to sign a confidentiality agreement to not spill the beans.


I didn't buy his reasoning behind putting the guys in the car and then blowing the horn. I don't think it was to see if there were walkers around, I think it was to attract walkers to ensure that they didn't get out of the car any time soon.

#3306024 Per league sources, NFL Draft has 16-19 top players; "20th pick same as 5...

Posted by cookinbrak on 30 March 2015 - 07:40 PM


now Peter King writes:

And then I stopped reading....

#3303264 Season 5: The Walking Dead

Posted by cookinbrak on 28 March 2015 - 01:15 AM


Hey fug nuts, it was already explained. Go back and read it. But you're idiots so I'll make it simple, the app gives a preview of what the last post was about.

And since you want to complain some more, Carl loses an eye. Glenn dies at the hands of Negan with a baseball bat



Well, then, Champ, maybe just avoid the site until you catch up on current events. I can't speak for everyone here, but I ain't gonna rearrange my life just to please one person. I hate to break it to you, but you aren't that important.


Oh, and since you feel the need to be a complete asschew, if Carl was gonna lose his eye, it woulda already happened. And Negan will be toned down for tv, so who knows how that goes down. If at all.The show doesn't follow the comic verbatim.