I got pulled in the makeshift sled (huge glue container cut in half - it's a step up from the jackass poo from yesterday) by the 4 wheeler today while my family and numerous teenagers from around the community laughed. They even have it on video, but my daughter is laughing so hard it's hard to see. My back and arse are now sore and bruised.
My yard and the surrounding fields look like a tank raddled war zone. All the other yards are still pristine and white.
I bought either that or Count Chocula one halloween to show my kids how we rolled old-school. poo was disgusting "yeah right dad"
I bought boo berry at halloween for the kids because I used to love it. I ate one bowl, and neither of the kids will eat it. WTH did they do to it? It doesn't taste anything like I remember. I have no idea why someone hasn't thrown it away, but it's still in the cabinet. Meanwhile, we can't seem to buy enough fruity or cocoa pebbles.
After watching your video I've come to realize I swear way too much. I let so many F bombs fly yesterday. You seem way more calm and collected.
I'm going to live in my shame closet for a bit.
Slide over and make room. I even tried to tone it down yesterday when my husband was on the phone with his sister (she doesn't watch football and called with 2 minutes to go), but as soon as he made the TD, I was yelling "fug yeah" and "touchdown motherfuggers" and jumping up and down. Tomorrow night will be awkward.