I have a deal for you both. Had two heart attacks last weekend; one Friday night and another one Saturday morning. I'll take your stomach bug and the sinus infection and you each get something in return. If you act now, you can also get hard to stick and now blown out veins thrown in for free. Several options to choose from.
Several years ago when my daughter was in first or second grade (she's a junior now), a little boy wearing a Vick jersey told her that her Peppers jersey was ugly. We got a call from the school for a meeting. Little head had jacked his ass up against the fence and was talking smack. My husband didn't know whether to punish her or laugh.
I got pulled in the makeshift sled (huge glue container cut in half - it's a step up from the jackass poo from yesterday) by the 4 wheeler today while my family and numerous teenagers from around the community laughed. They even have it on video, but my daughter is laughing so hard it's hard to see. My back and arse are now sore and bruised.
My yard and the surrounding fields look like a tank raddled war zone. All the other yards are still pristine and white.