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Russia Shoots Down Santa Claus

24 December 2014 - 10:08 PM


Russia Shoots Down Santa’s Sleigh Near North Pole
Dec 24, 2014

santa_russia_sleigh_downed_missile-257x1Russia shot down Santa Claus’s sleigh today in international airspace over the Arctic Ocean.

According to local reports, the sleigh was beginning its annual Christmas Eve journey around the world when it was struck by a surface-to-air missile fired from the Russian island of Novaya Zemlya - just a few hundred miles from the North Pole. Santa and nearly all of his reindeer were killed instantly.

Norwegian fisherman soon located the debris field in the frigid waters of the Arctic Ocean. Images of the debris aired on CNN and other international news networks show broken limbs, teddy bears, and gift wrapping strewn throughout the sea.

Although Russia has officially denied involvement in the incident, American intelligence forces say they have proof the missile was fired from a Russian military installation on the island. Several ultra-nationalist politicians in Moscow have praised the downing, which targeted an popular Western celebrity.

“Santa Claus is a symbol of Western decadence and consumerism,” said Alexi Onnatopp, leader of the far-right Golden Bear party,”Whoever killed this fat, corrupt man is a patriot and a hero.”

Today’s events bear striking similarities to the downing of Malaysian Flight 17, which was shot down by pro-Russian rebels in Eastern Ukraine this summer using a similar surface-to-air missile. All 285 passengers and 15 crew were killed aboard that flight travelling from Amsterdam to Kuala Lumpur.


Remarkably one reindeer survived today’s blast and is currently being treated for his injuries at a hospital in Norway. Authorities have yet to officially release its name, but sources close to the investigation confirm that it is Rudolph -- the crimson-snouted misfit immortalized in an eponymous 1939 song.

“We were able to rescue him first because of his red nose,” says Lars Sommerhielm, an admiral in the Royal Norwegian Navy, “It stood out amongst the ocean waves. The others we couldn’t get to in time.”

In a speech from the oval office President Obama vowed an appropriate response to the tragedy, which may include tightening sanctions on an already crumbling Russian economy.

“Today Russia has gone too far,”he told reporters,“Vladimir Putin has threatened the hopes and dreams of children around the world. He will be brought to justice.”

A funeral for Mr. Claus has been set for December 28th at the North Pole. President Obama, British Prime Minister David Cameron, French President Francois Hollande and other international dignitaries are scheduled to attend.

Vote For Cam

23 December 2014 - 10:24 AM

Vote for the never say never moment of week 16


Cam Newton, Carolina Panthers


Newton returns to keep Panthers' playoff hopes alive: Carolina Panthers quarterback Cam Newton returned Sunday and directed a key 17-13 win over the Cleveland Browns that set up a winner-take-all showdown with the Atlanta Falcons in Week 17 for the NFC South title. Newton accounted for two touchdowns, running for one and throwing for the go-ahead score midway through the fourth quarter.





Geno Smith Tosses Rex Ryan Under the Bus

22 December 2014 - 06:32 PM

With Jets owner Woody Johnson calling together an advisory football council to serve as a sounding board for potential sweeping changes in Florham Park, at least one player believes change might help this 3-12 team.Starting quarterback Geno Smith acknowledged Monday, per ESPN New York's Rich Cimini, that moving on from coach Rex Ryan would be "a tough thing to do, but we are professionals and we have to do it. A change could be good for us all."


talk about trying to save your own job.  Atleast back your coach up especially when he gave you an opportunity to be the franchise qb.

NFL Needs to Crack Down On This Sh!t

22 December 2014 - 01:45 PM

no place for this poo in the NFL and they need to do something about it.  Make an example out of this guy.  Hes claiming it was unintentional.  I call Bull poo.




update: oops didnt see other thread, combine delete, whatever

Forgotten Christmas Classic

22 December 2014 - 12:14 PM

Don't know if you any of you have seen this movie but its definitely a christmas classic that doesn't get shown much on TV.  My mom loved this movie.


The Night They Saved Christmas


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