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Johnny Rockets

Member Since 25 Nov 2008
Offline Last Active Jul 25 2014 01:23 PM

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In Topic: Justin Blackmon, not Josh Gordon, is now the dumbest player in the NFL

24 July 2014 - 10:34 AM


He's stupid. There are stupid people everywhere. It's really not that hard to understand.

It's not a shame. There are plenty of things that are sad in life. A couple of idiots squandering away millions isn't one of them. It's quite hilarious, actually.



Not sure I understand.

In Topic: USA Today: Five reasons to believe in the Carolina Panthers

24 July 2014 - 09:50 AM

Were the last TOP, plays per game, yards per play stats good enough for you?


Or do you think stats translates to "paper brick of rhetorical questions"? 



 For every "bad" stat there are good ones also.  I have brought these stats from last year up before but they seem rather efficient to me. Although it may seem vanilla at times, I just don't entirely get the hate for Shula from so many around here. I think his offensive play calling really compliments this teams identity. 


NFL Rankings:


% of drives that led to 1st down or TD - 5th


Offensive Yards Per Drive - 11th


Offensive Points per drive - 10th


Turnovers per Drive - 7th


Time of Possesion per drive - 2nd

In Topic: Cock Problem

22 July 2014 - 02:28 PM

Gotta be honest here, that is pretty crazy.



Running a meth lab?



That was my first thought. 

In Topic: Looked in the future and found video of JR

22 July 2014 - 02:26 PM

Pfft.....not a chance.









But only because we all know I won't make it out of my 40's!

In Topic: I have no game in Spanish..

21 July 2014 - 01:03 PM

As many of you know, I used to live in the good ol' USA. There, it did not matter that I was close to 300 pounds. 280 to be exact. That I was a low level employee with a 4 cylinder car. I had some game. I could woo any woman off her feet. Why? Because I have a little thing called confidence. That and one really quick wit to make the ladies laugh. The thing I found out at a very young age...if you make a girl laugh, she will be all over you.




....fast forward to my extraction of the USA...and now I am here...In my mother land. The land I was born in. Mexico. Things have been rough. When I used to have dates a plenty...now...I am in a huge huge drought. I focused myself in my work. It has paid off and now...I want to hit the dating scene. Problem is that....my game is lost in translation. I know it's about the attitude I provide...but it's hard to get dates down here for me. Mainly because I have no game in spanish. Everything I try...it's like...not good. I have gone out on dates but they have not been successful like in the states. I sometimes rely on my wit, actually, all the time. Its not that my wit is missing in Spanish, its just that it's lost in translation. I often find hearing myself speak at such a high level that it bores even me. 



...there's this girl...she's....omg...she's freaking gorgeous. I've been talking to her for about a year... here's a pic of her... looking all fine with her glasses...Girls with glasses drive me nuts...






....anyway. I'm kind of setting myself up badly here. I know I should have such high expectations before even going out with her. She recently broke up with her Ex...and I may become the rebound guy. But....I don't know man. Her likes are the opposite of mine. I am so americanized that its like...weird. She loves 'Banda' music. I hate that crap. She loves Justin Beiber...I hate the fuger..she's also 8 years younger than me. 



I'm at my wits end. I really want this to work out with her, she's a sweet sweet girl that's had really bad break ups. I know if we hit it off, things would be great. Its' just that things have to hit off. I'm afraid of fuging things up before I try. I'm kind of cock blocking myself here....any tips guys? I'm like...nervous as fug. I'm usually not nervous unless I like the person a lot. So yeah...



You should call the Huddle Hotline and see what advice they give you. 

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