As many of you know, I used to live in the good ol' USA. There, it did not matter that I was close to 300 pounds. 280 to be exact. That I was a low level employee with a 4 cylinder car. I had some game. I could woo any woman off her feet. Why? Because I have a little thing called confidence. That and one really quick wit to make the ladies laugh. The thing I found out at a very young age...if you make a girl laugh, she will be all over you.
....fast forward to my extraction of the USA...and now I am here...In my mother land. The land I was born in. Mexico. Things have been rough. When I used to have dates a plenty...now...I am in a huge huge drought. I focused myself in my work. It has paid off and now...I want to hit the dating scene. Problem is that....my game is lost in translation. I know it's about the attitude I provide...but it's hard to get dates down here for me. Mainly because I have no game in spanish. Everything I try...it's like...not good. I have gone out on dates but they have not been successful like in the states. I sometimes rely on my wit, actually, all the time. Its not that my wit is missing in Spanish, its just that it's lost in translation. I often find hearing myself speak at such a high level that it bores even me.
...there's this girl...she's....omg...she's freaking gorgeous. I've been talking to her for about a year... here's a pic of her... looking all fine with her glasses...Girls with glasses drive me nuts...
....anyway. I'm kind of setting myself up badly here. I know I should have such high expectations before even going out with her. She recently broke up with her Ex...and I may become the rebound guy. But....I don't know man. Her likes are the opposite of mine. I am so americanized that its like...weird. She loves 'Banda' music. I hate that crap. She loves Justin Beiber...I hate the fuger..she's also 8 years younger than me.
I'm at my wits end. I really want this to work out with her, she's a sweet sweet girl that's had really bad break ups. I know if we hit it off, things would be great. Its' just that things have to hit off. I'm afraid of fuging things up before I try. I'm kind of cock blocking myself here....any tips guys? I'm like...nervous as fug. I'm usually not nervous unless I like the person a lot. So yeah...
You should call the Huddle Hotline and see what advice they give you.
A huge red flag with that family. Huge red flag. I would consider finding good hiding places in your house for your valuables, keeping doors and windows locked, keep all yard tools under lock and key, making sure you have an alarm system monitored, etc. etc.
From experience neighbors like that are trouble.
I know what you are saying Murph. It's weird because like I said, they are ALWAYS in the same clothes. The little girls are always running around wearing a fancy dresses, one looks like a wedding gown. Of course because they are in them every day, all day they are torn and dirty and to see a group of about 10 kids walking around the woods behind us with a bonfire behind them while wearing that stuff them really reminds me of something from Children of the Corn.
Apparently my GF hasn't had any real issues with them in the 2-3 years they have been there so hopefully this is just a one and done deal but we will see. It's not the kids that concern me because I actually like them and feel sorry for them, it's the parents who I have never seen. They actually rent the house that they live in but the owner lives in NJ so I am sure he has no idea what is going on. Like the deputy told us after seeing that property, the owner would be pissed off to know how his $250k property is being treated. We are separated by a good bit of land and some woods and can't even really see their house so at least there is a barrier of some sort.