dat alice debates WWII: "well if you look at stats and exclude battle of bulge, germany actually won war, LOL!"
He would have brought with him for his debate a printed out PWWF (Pro World War Focus) chart showing Germany's Panzer tank test and how after 3 test fires it's muzzle velocity was higher than that of the American Sherman tank. Then gone on to make subjective leaps about how Germany's defensive genius would be unstoppable, it would have air superiority over the entire European continent, etc and so forth.
Well, I don't have any preseason PFF chart based on 8 attempts to help support my claim, but I'm pretty sure an asshat is as follows:
A person who creates a thread on an opposing fan base's message board to boast about his own team's RBs and supports his boast with a chart of preseason stats based on a single game wherein his player has 8 entire attempts and shares the top of said chart with the likes of Peerman, Burkhead, Tipton, Parmele. He then later denies the use of the preseason chart.
He creates this thread under the guise of responding to an offhand quote from an older player on the message board's team but then is so unable to contain his own erection for his personal team he doesn't even use the entire first sentence before he begins pleasuring himself my boasting about his own personal team's RBs.
He does all this with an avatar 'selfie' of himself flexing his flabby bicep and smirking into the camera.
You know what makes you the "asshat"? Citing the play of our backup guards. Both probowl guards haven't played yet. Also, the stats in OP about Ingram after contact were from THE ENTIRE 2013 SEASON. THE POINT OF THE THREAD was questioning Stewarts claim about Panthers having "deepest and best backfield", it wasn't to claim that that is what the Saints have.
Go back to the OP. The chart you posted was based on 8 attempts by Ingram which I can only assume is from the preseason as you stated 'so far this year' before it. You cherry picked a stupid chart from the preseason to boast about the Saints backfield. Asshat.