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Zod

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#3180077 The Seahawks are now ON NOTICE!

Posted by Zod on 05 January 2015 - 10:08 AM

LISTEN UP SEATTLE! YOU ARE NOW ON NOTICE!!

 

 

Rumors of my demise have been greatly exaggerated.

 

I have come back to you now in your hour of greatest need. With me I have brought wisdom, experience, and an industrial sized jar of lube. Now line up boys, and hold on to your taints, its about to get real.

 

First off.... Seattle. The softest most ridiculously pussified city in the entire country. A city so politically correct and lame I bet the mayor pardons a tofu turkey on Thanksgiving to please PeTA! hahaha.... wait, what? That actually happened? The Fug?

 

turkey.jpg

 

Meanwhile, in Charlotte, some residents choose not to pardon their turkey the old fashioned way... like the freaking founding fathers did.

 

D-Will.jpg

 

 

 

This week's playoff match up is against the always overrated Seattle Seahawks.  Seattle is known for it's grunge music, strong coffee, and being home to the bandwagonest fans in the entire NFL. In 2011 the Seahawks had ZERO NFL player jersey sales in the top 50. In 2013, Russell Wilson was the #1 ranked jersey.

 

Holy poo, that is a whole lot of people needing a Seahawks jersey fast. Fuggin Pathetic. 

 

The Seahawks have all the team components that the public adores. The white haired coach, ready to dish out worldly advice. The cute little guy, with a wholesome attitude and dimples. The older brother, street wise with a little more of an edge. And who could forget the long haired Hollywood type, the prima donna always craving attention. 

 

Put it together, and it could be an 80's sitcom for christ sakes.

 

 

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The Panthers are coming, Seattle. And they are bringing hell with them.

 

What will you do when the man beast Norwell mauls the face of your vaunted defensive line?

 

What will you do when Jonathan Stewart carves up your linebackers?

 

What will you do when Mike Shula calls a bubble screen to Brenton Bersin on 3rd and 10?

 

 

I'll tell you what you will do. You will sit there in your hipster trousers and take it... balls deep.

 

And then, when Luke Kuechly grabs yet another interception, when Josh Norman completely shuts down one of those receivers you have on your roster sorry their names escape me, you will begin to cry real tears that will drip from your ironic mustache.

 

And finally, when the Panthers have the lead and completely shut their own offense down allowing the Seahawks back in the game ... you will know what Panthers football is all about.... and there's not a god damned thing you can do about it.

 

 

Panthers 13

SeaHawks - 10

 

 

 

 

 




#2806968 Darin Gantt stirring up fake drama

Posted by Zod on 02 June 2014 - 04:52 PM

I don't see what the big deal is. Darin is a nice guy. His job is to get interest and page views. Seems like he is doing it.

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#2805896 June 1st cuts

Posted by Zod on 01 June 2014 - 11:50 AM

I'm thinking of cutting most of the people in this thread.

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#2805500 Negative Huddlers

Posted by Zod on 31 May 2014 - 04:21 PM

Here's something negative..

You know what sucks?

Shopping with your GF


Why are you shopping with my gf?

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#2805106 Soccer fans of the Huddle have challeneged this subforum

Posted by Zod on 31 May 2014 - 06:24 AM

This is bullshit


The last post in here was a few weeks ago and it's the middle of the Nascar season with the Charlotte race just finished last week.

This sub forum is a wasteland.

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#2805081 Soccer fans of the Huddle have challeneged this subforum

Posted by Zod on 31 May 2014 - 04:31 AM

Soccer fans believe they can be more active than Nascar fans. Thus, if they can make this sub forum more active within the next few weeks, it will belong solely to them. The Nascar forum will be no more and lost into the abyss.




#2805080 Madden Cover Finals: Cam Newton vs Richard Sherman

Posted by Zod on 31 May 2014 - 04:15 AM

It would be cool to get a copy signed for my kids.




#2804555 So this Panthers fan asked Smitty a question..

Posted by Zod on 30 May 2014 - 03:31 PM

Wait, would it hurt more going in or coming out?




#2804536 So this Panthers fan asked Smitty a question..

Posted by Zod on 30 May 2014 - 03:26 PM

glass pie?




#2804533 Nice thought from Trai Turner

Posted by Zod on 30 May 2014 - 03:25 PM

My favorite rookie. Already spending time at RG with the 1's.

 

He instantly upgrades our run game. Whats not to love.




#2804529 Noel Devine: unheralded Phenom could challenge late round backs

Posted by Zod on 30 May 2014 - 03:24 PM

WVU fans can still pull for Shaq though. He looks decent.




#2804511 Daryl Washington suspended for 2014

Posted by Zod on 30 May 2014 - 03:12 PM

Bingo.

 

Your company says don't do it.

 

If you do it and get caught, you are a moron with yourself to blame.

 

In this case, he may simply be an addict. The league should provide a addiction recovery program for him during his hiatus.




#2804272 This may be the dumbest poo I've ever read...

Posted by Zod on 30 May 2014 - 12:52 PM

I'm sure they appreciate the links and clicks though. Lol

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#2804011 I have breaking Kuechly news of the utmost importance.

Posted by Zod on 30 May 2014 - 07:15 AM

OK, I will allow chocolate pie in, but you are on thin ice buddy. If I see you trying to sneak in a snickers pie next you are out of here.




#2803986 I have breaking Kuechly news of the utmost importance.

Posted by Zod on 30 May 2014 - 06:23 AM

All pies worth eating were invented prior to the twentieth century.

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