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SCP

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#3220639 2015 Blizzard: Northeast Edition

Posted by SCP on Today, 03:14 PM

Great. Just means another flock of Yankees will be fleeing to the wonderful Carolina's after the winter. Couple rules for you ass clowns before you load up the rusty Country Squire to head south:
1) Nobody gives a fug about Eli Manning
2) Derek Jeter is over rated
3) Get your damned car registered in NC or SC so we can collect your damned property taxes
4) New Englanders get a pass because of Dave Gettleman but check your accents at the Mason-Dixon Line.
5) "Fuggitaboutit" is not a word
6) we know traffic is worse in the cluster-fug-over-populated northeast but it's a southerners birth right to bitch about that 4 mile stretch of bad traffic on I-485
7) CLT sports radio listeners don't give a fug when you call in and say "I'm a Pats fan but I think the Panthers should...." fug that and fug your opinion about MY damn team. Two words, Sirius/XM Radio. Buy it and call your radio stations back in the north to talk about Pittsburgh/Jets/Giants/Pats etc.
8) If your fat kid shows up to my kids school as a new enrollee with some shitty Yankee propaganda piece about how the Yankees/Giants/Knicks/Rangers are better than the Panthers/Hornets/Canes, I have given my son the green light to kick your kids ass.
9) Quit talking so damn loud like anybody gives a fug what you are talking to your 600lb wife about
10) We get it, you're coming from the birthplace of America. But remember you moved to the south, we didn't move north. So show some damn respect, wipe the seat after you smear your greasy ass all over it, and thank a southerner for allowing you to live in our great region.
11) fug yes I ordered grits


#3220324 PFF ranks teams by number of "missing pieces" from being a super bowl...

Posted by SCP on Today, 09:52 AM

Pretty accurate but about as relevant as strength of schedule


#3218994 Dad Life

Posted by SCP on 24 January 2015 - 12:40 PM

You guys could teach a lot of science with building a wind tunnel for the cars


Aerodynamics mean very little with these things. It's all about weight placement and the wheels and axels.


#3218981 Dad Life

Posted by SCP on 24 January 2015 - 12:29 PM

Explaining why Star Wars is better than Star Trek
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#3218973 Dad Life

Posted by SCP on 24 January 2015 - 12:22 PM

Spending all damn Saturday doing Cub Scout pinewood derby races. No beer allowed.
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#3218697 Cam booed courtside at Hawks game...

Posted by SCP on 23 January 2015 - 11:34 PM

wonder what would happen if Matt Ryan showed up at a Hornets game in Charlotte?


He'd probably stand up and scream like a school girl every time the free tshirt gun came out.


#3218355 Hurney GM vs Pats Cheating Culture: A scientific poll

Posted by SCP on 23 January 2015 - 04:51 PM

Is not having your helmets pointed in correct direction from start of the season not an answer here?


Ha! It damn well should be, right? I'm such a dumbass!

 

Edit:  That answer has been added




#3218307 A present for the Ladies

Posted by SCP on 23 January 2015 - 04:11 PM

As a fellow male who is often treated as a piece of man meat by the ladies, I just want to say no means no.


#3218160 Hurney GM vs Pats Cheating Culture: A scientific poll

Posted by SCP on 23 January 2015 - 02:03 PM

Since Hurney is back in the spotlight after raising some questions on his radio show yesterday, I was curious what you, my fellow Panther faithful, feel is the bigger crime.  

 

This poll is sponsored by the TI-30X Pro MultiView™ Scientific Calculator




#3217268 Rita Benson LeBlanc, family file suit claiming Tom Benson incompetent to cont...

Posted by SCP on 22 January 2015 - 04:23 PM

I'm cool with this.

Not gonna lie, I googled this Rita, 5/10 would bang.


She looks like New Orleans. Sweaty, starving, and smelly.
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#3216985 Is Andy Dalton really Rick Astley?

Posted by SCP on 22 January 2015 - 12:51 PM

I hope my insurance covers therapy.


Hall & Oates is therapy for the vagina.


#3216983 Is Andy Dalton really Rick Astley?

Posted by SCP on 22 January 2015 - 12:50 PM

Did somebody say giant pickle?


Bowling alleys and skating rinks had the best giant dills.


#3216957 Is Andy Dalton really Rick Astley?

Posted by SCP on 22 January 2015 - 12:23 PM

dear god, was that how I came to be?


It was either that or English Leather, a night at the bowling alley, a giant dill pickle, and some Hall and Oates
http://youtu.be/Red3R17FlUQ


#3216549 Is Andy Dalton really Rick Astley?

Posted by SCP on 21 January 2015 - 10:14 PM

Who did Andy have to blow to get into the pro bowl?

In about 10 years a video will surface showing an unidentifiable red head tossing Gordell's salad in a Cincy Chili Rock's tank top.


#3216545 Is Andy Dalton really Rick Astley?

Posted by SCP on 21 January 2015 - 10:12 PM

Come on man.... Sledgehammer


http://youtu.be/djV11Xbc914




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