1) Nobody gives a fug about Eli Manning
2) Derek Jeter is over rated
3) Get your damned car registered in NC or SC so we can collect your damned property taxes
4) New Englanders get a pass because of Dave Gettleman but check your accents at the Mason-Dixon Line.
5) "Fuggitaboutit" is not a word
6) we know traffic is worse in the cluster-fug-over-populated northeast but it's a southerners birth right to bitch about that 4 mile stretch of bad traffic on I-485
7) CLT sports radio listeners don't give a fug when you call in and say "I'm a Pats fan but I think the Panthers should...." fug that and fug your opinion about MY damn team. Two words, Sirius/XM Radio. Buy it and call your radio stations back in the north to talk about Pittsburgh/Jets/Giants/Pats etc.
8) If your fat kid shows up to my kids school as a new enrollee with some shitty Yankee propaganda piece about how the Yankees/Giants/Knicks/Rangers are better than the Panthers/Hornets/Canes, I have given my son the green light to kick your kids ass.
9) Quit talking so damn loud like anybody gives a fug what you are talking to your 600lb wife about
10) We get it, you're coming from the birthplace of America. But remember you moved to the south, we didn't move north. So show some damn respect, wipe the seat after you smear your greasy ass all over it, and thank a southerner for allowing you to live in our great region.
11) fug yes I ordered grits