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NanuqoftheNorth

Member Since 09 Nov 2009
Last Active Today, 04:41 PM
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In Topic: What is with the Christian hate?

Today, 03:32 AM

God of the gaps is calling again.


In Topic: Another POS cop

Today, 02:51 AM

Apparently the cops name is Detective Patrick Cherry of the Joint Terrorism Task Force.
 
Supervisor:  Hey, Pat, I need to speak to you for a minute.
 
Detective Cherry:  Yeah, what is it Chief?
 
Supervisor:  I've been meaning to ask you, has anyone ever explained what your job entails here at the Joint Terrorism Task Force?
 
Detective Cherry: Are you talkin' to ME?  Seriously, are you talkin' to ME.
 
Supervisor:  There is no one else in my office other than you, what do you think?
 
Detective Cherry:  Well I had to ask, because you see, I'm a founding member of the Joint Terrorism Task Force.  I know you're new here, but the answer to your question is pretty obvious.
 
Supervisor:  ... and that answer would be?
 
Detective Cherry:   What, you really don't know?  Alright, I'll tell you what it means... The joint portion means we do our job in conjunction with other law enforcement agencies alright, got that?  OK, and the terrorism task force part, well that is obvious too. We are tasked to terrorize and use force on civilians... you know, like with billy clubs and heavy duty flashlights, harsh language and threats of imprisonment.  Things that really shake 'em up and scare 'em a bit. 
 
Ha ha, I've gotta tell ya Chief, I really love my job here!  You should have seen me this afternoon.  You would have been proud of me.  I really rattled this Uber driver's cage.  He was kissin' my ass by the time I was through with him! 
 
Man, it just doesn't get any better than that.  I'm on such a power trip right now, I feel great!  Just thinking about the look on that guy's face as I chewed his ass out, up one side and down the other, it makes me feel all giddy inside!  What a rush!
 
Supervisor:  You know detective, I'm glad we had this conversation after all,  because you see,  I don't think "Joint Terrorism Task Force" means what you think it means.  Why don't you have a seat, we're apparently gonna be here awhile.
 
 
 

In Topic: Anyone going to watch "Going Clear" in a few on HBO?

Yesterday, 10:23 PM

Nan will be comparing Ebola to Christianity this weekend.

 

Have you been peeking at my draft notes again?

 

Edit:  Oops, wasn't supposed to comment here till I've done my homework. 

 

Sorry CC.
 


In Topic: Someone explain the: Iran/USA Agreement/Treaty issue.

Yesterday, 05:42 PM

I think his point was not that the claims equal evidence, but rather that conservatives are not the only one to have made the claim.

That being said, I agree with your previous post

 

Deac is correct. 

 

Several democratic members of congress have been attempting to derail the Iranian negotiations along with the GOP.

 

To my knowledge none of them were part of the international inspection teams that have failed to find any evidence that the Iranians are attempting to develop nuclear weapons though.

 

 


In Topic: Anyone going to watch "Going Clear" in a few on HBO?

Yesterday, 05:31 PM

Like I'd probably respect you more Nanuq if you just told me you didn't have the time to watch a 2 hour movie then doing what you are doing now. You are simply intellectually disingenuous.

 

CC I have HBO and have already seen portions of the program. 

 

However, in a gesture of goodwill, I'll refrain from further comment in this thread until I've seen the program in it's entirety.

 

You seem like a pretty decent guy, I want you to have fun here too.

 

Believe it or not though, most people who cared, knew Scientology was batshyt crazy long before this documentary showed up.