So where will the tailgate be and what time does this start? Can I park there or will I have to park somewhere else? Will there be any food to eat? How will I be able to find you guys? Does it cost anything? What if I wanted to bring a friend or a dead family member? Will drugs and alcohol be provided or should I bring my own?
So many questions.
Figured I'd ask all these questions for the idiots who won't read the first post and ask them anyway.