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Zombie Horde

Member Since 06 Dec 2010
Offline Last Active Dec 05 2011 03:05 PM
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#1484921 Why the Zombie Apocalypse Wont Happen.

Posted by Zombie Horde on 26 October 2011 - 01:23 AM

Oh I wouldn't get too comfortable. Wierder things have happened....


Wise man.

Just saying.


#1438149 The Walking Dead

Posted by Zombie Horde on 03 October 2011 - 04:41 PM

It's our favorite show!

Take that, huuumanz


#1308877 Never consent to a roadside search...

Posted by Zombie Horde on 04 August 2011 - 04:13 PM

what if a zombie cop pulls you over?


Then you're really screwed.


:yesnod:


#1270155 Zombies are now playing sports...

Posted by Zombie Horde on 18 July 2011 - 08:56 AM

Looks shopped.
We have nobody ghey enough to be willing to wear those tight unis.

We might be dead but we try to retain some fashion sense.


#1261589 Swords!

Posted by Zombie Horde on 09 July 2011 - 03:41 PM

Cool. Preparing for zombies?


You're gonna need a bigger sword.


#1206806 CDC preparing for Zombie Apocalypse

Posted by Zombie Horde on 19 May 2011 - 03:04 PM

Dammit!

When I find out who leaked, their ass is mine!


#1203556 Building a tree house - carpentry questions

Posted by Zombie Horde on 17 May 2011 - 06:16 PM

My only question is can I come stay with you when the Zombie apocalypse rapture begins.

I posses a solid foundation of 1 year of cubs scout and I do own a crossbow. The crossbow is, however, broken and cannot be fixed.

I also have a plentiful supply of toilet paper (I have IBS) which will no doubt replace cash as our currency when the rapture begins.


Patience is one of our primary skills.


Also, did we ever establish if zombies can climb??


They can't climb, but you'll end up dying of starvations/lack of water. If you start killing them they'll eventually be able to walk up the stack of bodies to get to you. Definately need a zip line escape.



zipline ftw! fug yeah


We do climb and know how to cut zip lines.

I'm just gonna build a zombie apocalypse car....


Meh. Won't help.


#1180601 osama bin laden killed ?!!?

Posted by Zombie Horde on 02 May 2011 - 12:31 AM

He is a Zombie now


Never gunna happen.

Even we have standards.


#1161111 I just ate a piece of beef jerky...

Posted by Zombie Horde on 25 April 2011 - 02:46 PM

Cardio is overrated

now to make "Jerky Surplus" Signs to go above the doors of our strongholds


#1137259 Anti Zombie Fortress

Posted by Zombie Horde on 11 April 2011 - 08:53 AM

zombies are not real, kurb.

like pixies, only less manly.


Ahem.

Meh, that thing won't help.

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#1118469 Machete Crossbow

Posted by Zombie Horde on 30 March 2011 - 04:45 PM

:lol:

One shot, then we get you when you try to reload.

Is he Ahnold's less than smarter cousin?


#1104500 Best of Youtube

Posted by Zombie Horde on 22 March 2011 - 12:22 PM

Obviously a Zombie inspired dance.

We would sue but lawyers automatically get returned to hell upon death




#1051921 Dead Island trailer

Posted by Zombie Horde on 16 February 2011 - 06:06 PM

I approve. Even though we still get a bad rap.

I mean C'mon.

When was the last time a Zombie did anything bad to you?


#1018160 Zombie Proof House

Posted by Zombie Horde on 27 January 2011 - 11:39 AM

I didnt know zombies worked at Chevron :)


No, we have a very good IT department that masks our real location, duh!


#909870 Impending Zombie attack: What vehicle to use?

Posted by Zombie Horde on 06 December 2010 - 06:10 PM

*taking notes*


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