My only question is can I come stay with you when the Zombie apocalypse rapture begins.
I posses a solid foundation of 1 year of cubs scout and I do own a crossbow. The crossbow is, however, broken and cannot be fixed.
I also have a plentiful supply of toilet paper (I have IBS) which will no doubt replace cash as our currency when the rapture begins.
Patience is one of our primary skills.
Also, did we ever establish if zombies can climb??
They can't climb, but you'll end up dying of starvations/lack of water. If you start killing them they'll eventually be able to walk up the stack of bodies to get to you. Definately need a zip line escape.