Why don't you just save a nail and set the frame on the countertop. I mean the god damn thing is practically touching the backsplash and is below the top of the wine fridge or whatever the fug that is to the left of it. Is that like across from your shitter or something? Anybody over 6'0" would have to bend down to admire the work.
He should fire the maid/servant who put that up...but who would powder his balls in the morning?