when's the last time you really crapped your pants?
I'm not talking about a little shart or a dirty itch mark...I'm talking solids....real poop in your pants?
I'm in a meeting yesterday and I know it's over pretty soon but I'm dying....my stomach is quaking like San Fran during a PanthaSan family reunion and I've got to go.....finally I just can't take it anymore so I excuse myself and just my luck, the nearest shitter is closed for cleaning. No idea where the next closest one is so I just say screw it, barge in apologizing to the cleaner in there and tell them to get out....I'm prettty sure my bowel was empty by the time my ass actually hit the seat. Was a pretty clean delivery considering.
what you got?