I've neglected him for too long. It's time for me to give him up for adoption. First person to call dibs can have him.
It's been a good run frank, but it's time you move on to someone else who would take five minutes to update your stats every week..
If you do decide you want to adopt Frank, put him in your sig and update his stats weekly.
If no one wants him, yes, I will abandon him here.