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Vampire the buffet slayer

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#3131436 Adrian Peterson's appeal denied

Posted by Vampire the buffet slayer on 12 December 2014 - 07:11 PM

tortured? hold up buddy, beating your kid with hickory switch is nothing new and is common practice. These parents today feeding their kids bottled water and shielding them away from life, is why so many kids grow up and cant function in the real world.





Yes.


Cus them growing up with daddy/bondage issues is much better.



I was beat with crab apple switches as a kid and as a father of a 2 yr old son I can say I would never.


#3114189 Trading your coach...

Posted by Vampire the buffet slayer on 01 December 2014 - 07:19 PM

Id trade Obama...for Abe Lincoln.




I'd trade Obama..... For a washing machine.


#3112487 Missed the game....

Posted by Vampire the buffet slayer on 30 November 2014 - 09:10 PM

Where you hanging out with Rivera?



Cus I think he missed the game too.


#3105602 1 Million Stories of White Privilege

Posted by Vampire the buffet slayer on 26 November 2014 - 11:12 AM

Its okay to start racist threads if you are racist against white people.


Cus let's be real, thats not really racist.


#3103615 Batman Arkham Knight Gameplay - Oh my God!

Posted by Vampire the buffet slayer on 24 November 2014 - 08:36 PM

Oh.my.god.


I fapped.twice.before it was over.


#3000542 wahoooo!1!1 We win......But seriously, fire Shula.

Posted by Vampire the buffet slayer on 05 October 2014 - 03:29 PM

Shula isn't going anywhere.

 

 

 

yep.

 

 

not the playoffs.

 

not the SB.

 

 

and definitely not the HOF. 




#3000528 WWWIIINNN.. PIE FOR EVERYONE

Posted by Vampire the buffet slayer on 05 October 2014 - 03:27 PM

Last time I had this much fun winning I beat my kid at madden...........hes 5.

 

 

 

 

Better.Get.It.2gether




#3000509 wahoooo!1!1 We win......But seriously, fire Shula.

Posted by Vampire the buffet slayer on 05 October 2014 - 03:26 PM

More terrible play calling, and I understand now would not be the most opportune time but it needs to happen this offseason.

 

 

The guy can win when the Defense holds up their end but if they don't he hasn't got a clue.

 

 

6yds 2nd down and down by 3 with 5 on the clock, lets run our franchise Qb with a recovering ankle and a bad set of ribs up the middle on a power run. Genius.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 




#2983618 Are we going to completely ignore that Kuechly hasn't been playing well?

Posted by Vampire the buffet slayer on 28 September 2014 - 02:20 PM

dont have opinions. - mods




#2983527 Down 21 points, why don't we bench Cam?

Posted by Vampire the buffet slayer on 28 September 2014 - 02:14 PM

We can still win the game

 

 

 

We couldn't win this game if Flacco and Smith switched positions.




#2983477 Down 21 points, why don't we bench Cam?

Posted by Vampire the buffet slayer on 28 September 2014 - 02:11 PM

Down 21 points with 4 minutes left in the third and we go for a field goal.....

 

 

 

Better question : why don't we bench the coaching staff?




#2980669 Smitty matchup is advantage: Panthers

Posted by Vampire the buffet slayer on 28 September 2014 - 06:37 AM

What is getting crunk for a game mean?

 

What !?!?!?!?

 

^^ All I said was the game itself is going to be crunk. Don't play stupid with me!

 

OOOOKKKAAAYYYY !1!!11!1




#2979443 All of a sudden, 89 getting all the love....

Posted by Vampire the buffet slayer on 26 September 2014 - 06:03 PM

1/10 won't click again

 

 

my threads are known for being horrible.... 

 

 

if you'd been around long enough you wouldn't have clicked once.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Rook.




#2979428 All of a sudden, 89 getting all the love....

Posted by Vampire the buffet slayer on 26 September 2014 - 05:52 PM

Have been watching Espn and it seems that at 35 and in Baltimore hes getting more attention than ever.

 

 

 

 

 

Life long smitty fan and have a signed ball in the man cave, i wished him well.

 

 

But come Sunday i hope we beat him like a fugging drum....... fug u 89 ........fug u.

 

 

 

 

 

 

If you have a message for 89 post it here.

 

 

 

 

 




#2976748 Greg Hardy's trial might not happen until next year

Posted by Vampire the buffet slayer on 24 September 2014 - 05:57 PM

I'm sorry cant read half of you post cause my eyes are filled with the blood running down my forehead from banging that motherfuger on my desk.....pls post in braille.