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Vampire the buffet slayer

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#2654005 i'm so poor...

Posted by Vampire the buffet slayer on 14 February 2014 - 07:46 PM

Hot water + ketchup packets = tomato soup


#2652014 Try to guess Billionaire Madbraggarts next braggadocio

Posted by Vampire the buffet slayer on 12 February 2014 - 10:10 PM

secretly alice wants to be with 90% of the posters on this board


Fixed that for ya.


The other 10% consist of Lp, sunbunny, gotogirl, *chuck, lola.



* in all fairness nobody wants to be with chuck, his antonio banderas blow up doll got a restraining order.


#2649169 Michael Sam, draft prospect, admits he's gay

Posted by Vampire the buffet slayer on 10 February 2014 - 04:13 PM

Are gays and straights that different?


I mean we all like pumping butt. Right?


#2647626 George Zimmerman to fight....The Game!?

Posted by Vampire the buffet slayer on 09 February 2014 - 01:12 PM

Dammit, who was arrested Dmx or Zimmerman?


With those two its a toss up.


#2647178 Joe Person's Panthers free agency update

Posted by Vampire the buffet slayer on 08 February 2014 - 08:12 PM

"6 mil a year for 5 Years, 22 guaranteed. Plus I'll throw in some coats."


- David Gettleman


#2646318 Bad Dog!

Posted by Vampire the buffet slayer on 07 February 2014 - 08:19 PM

What exactly does someone needs a grenade launcher for?




Protecting 1000 pot plants, duh.


#pineapplexpress


#2645122 stuff to do in raliegh

Posted by Vampire the buffet slayer on 06 February 2014 - 09:32 PM

Canes game, maybe.

If they play at home that weekend.


Of course if you are feeling frisky there is always Johnston County.


#2643770 George Zimmerman to fight....The Game!?

Posted by Vampire the buffet slayer on 05 February 2014 - 05:28 PM

Oh poo Dark Man X gonna be all like, "Either give me trayvon or gimme death, m.o.s., take my breath. Im a live or die anyway. I dont know how long but ill be gone any day a."


#2643180 Vegas, Baby, Vegas

Posted by Vampire the buffet slayer on 05 February 2014 - 10:11 AM

Visit Pawnstars and see what rick will give you for the huddle.


#2642574 So Cam is going back to finish his degree?

Posted by Vampire the buffet slayer on 04 February 2014 - 07:02 PM

When you know what he eats for dinner tonight, be sure to let us know



"No johnny, grandpa cant take you fishing, im to busy internet stalking a 24 year old black man."


#2635982 Smitty will read 'Mean NFL Tweets' tonight on Kimmel

Posted by Vampire the buffet slayer on 30 January 2014 - 01:59 PM

I respect you as a user of this forum, but lets be fair, hasn't this run its course by now? It was funny 5 years ago with you doing the obsessed Hayden fan thing, but the jokes long been over. Its actually kinda creepy/sad now.

I like "hot" and completely talentless people being the butt of jokes as much as anyone, but perhaps its time to choose someone else, ya?


One does not simply chose their obsession, their obsession chooses them.


My obsession with buffets is and will be lifelong.


#2632316 Official Pro Bowl Thread

Posted by Vampire the buffet slayer on 26 January 2014 - 09:39 PM

I see how this works... Pagano got his boy outta there quick and put Cam in to do the grunt work.

Sent from my DROID RAZR using CarolinaHuddle mobile app


Or........he is living out his dream.


#2630152 A sticky SALESman thread

Posted by Vampire the buffet slayer on 24 January 2014 - 07:40 PM

If your in sales, check in here
Rules are:
What do u sell/industry
What's your territory
How long u been selling
Do u travel overnight?
Marriott or Hilton?


1. Pot., the really good stuff.

2. My block

3. You da cops bitch?

4.No, never make deliveries after dark.

5.Motor court.


#2628004 Forming a Flag Football Team

Posted by Vampire the buffet slayer on 22 January 2014 - 08:52 PM

I was all bout it until I realized that it was "flag" football.


Ya know, with an L and all.


#2623280 Most sea ice ever recorded

Posted by Vampire the buffet slayer on 19 January 2014 - 09:22 PM

Warming of the globe doesn't necessarily mean warming of the globe. It could bring upon an iceage.




Dumbest fuging thing I have ever read.




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