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Vampire the buffet slayer

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#2924131 Cam could do alot worse then this

Posted by Vampire the buffet slayer on 04 September 2014 - 06:24 AM

I have chiseled good looks as well. I bang many hot women and stuff. Yeah. That's it. Banging models on the French Riviera with my foot long dong. Yep that's my life.










#ilovemyinternetreality


#2923622 Stephen Hill First Impressions

Posted by Vampire the buffet slayer on 03 September 2014 - 05:33 PM

Pull the race card right. No. He's not better than Hill. I'll be dammed if we lose Hill because we wanted to keep Bersin! lol



So its because he's white?


#2921983 Feature on K.B.tonight ESPN at 9 pm est

Posted by Vampire the buffet slayer on 02 September 2014 - 06:10 PM

I hope one day we all will.


My IPad is smarter than your brain.



One day people will look back and remember Johnson as Kelvin Johnson.


#2921958 Bucs OC Tedford might not be ready for opener against Panthers

Posted by Vampire the buffet slayer on 02 September 2014 - 06:01 PM

Lawd have mersa!


#2920899 Feature on K.B.tonight ESPN at 9 pm est

Posted by Vampire the buffet slayer on 02 September 2014 - 10:46 AM

5 to 1 odds they call him Calvin Benjamin.


#2915443 So about Jeremy's assistant...

Posted by Vampire the buffet slayer on 29 August 2014 - 06:00 PM

Purple is the way to go my friend.

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Panda is so full of poo his eyes are brown.



This Fugger ain't had pussy since pussy had him.


#2915413 keep one, ban one, drink a beer with one. Go!

Posted by Vampire the buffet slayer on 29 August 2014 - 05:24 PM

Awwwww... No beer?



Is it cause youre not old enough? If so that's awesome.



Somebody's got a great kid out there.































Bet if Lola wanted to have a beer you'd bong a 6 pack of aviator's hog wild.












Amirite?


#2915362 The disrespect.

Posted by Vampire the buffet slayer on 29 August 2014 - 04:50 PM

time to stop reading and reacting to these stupid articles. we could all do their jobs.




I couldn't do their job.


I have to look in the mirror to shave.


#2913100 Gameday Menu

Posted by Vampire the buffet slayer on 28 August 2014 - 05:22 PM

Me and the wife have been arguing about me not listening or some poo, I don't know I wasnt listening.



So it looks like hot pockets tonight.


#2913098 Huddle Gear

Posted by Vampire the buffet slayer on 28 August 2014 - 05:19 PM

Pointy ass elbows and slender nostril's.




Would. Not. Hit.


#2913094 NFL :domestic violence first offense..6 games ...lifetime ban 2nd offense

Posted by Vampire the buffet slayer on 28 August 2014 - 05:14 PM

@AdamSchefter: Key phrase in new domestic violence policy sent to NFL owners: "These disciplinary consequences apply to all NFL personnel." ALL personnel.



So, what if at Christmas Jim Harbaugh gives Jon a charlie horse and a noggie and say Jon calls the police?

Will the noggie be considered a second offense?


The NFL needs clarity, cus Christmas is right around the corner.


#2911161 Who was it that told me the meatloaf at Tavern on the Tracks was good?

Posted by Vampire the buffet slayer on 27 August 2014 - 03:46 AM

Who actually orders meatloaf at a restaurant?




People who can.


People not in Mexico.


#2910834 5th Annual Predict the Panthers record - game by game version 2014

Posted by Vampire the buffet slayer on 26 August 2014 - 07:26 PM

Bunch of crying butt hurt bitches.........



13-3.
The 3? Your guess is good as mine.




...either way book marking this thread for January.


#2904769 to add fuel to the huddle meltdown, cotchery and avant...

Posted by Vampire the buffet slayer on 23 August 2014 - 04:32 AM

Chuck is banned because he has my name in his sig and says annoying things.



My "ban one" came true!


I wish you could ban him everyday.


#2901701 Carowinds is going BIG!

Posted by Vampire the buffet slayer on 21 August 2014 - 08:01 PM

A few Vegas trips back, my cousin and I went on the Desperado roller coaster right outside town which had the record for biggest drop. It's the first serious roller coaster I rode that only had a lap bar. At the top of the hill after big drop, the lap bar went from around my waist to the tip of my knee as I lifted out of it and thought I was going to fly out of it. I love roller coaster and been on a ton, but that wasn't cool.

My favorite off all is still The Hulk in Orlando, the way it shoots you out into a barrel roll at begging is just awesome,



Gotdamn roller coaster!


You coulda been my hero.




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