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#3373318 Dex's Trip To The Queen City

Posted by Dex on Yesterday, 03:56 PM

Vehicle: Honda Accord

Favorite Beer: Michelob Ultra

Girlfriend: NE Patriots Fan





You are the antithesis of a real man.

Had to google it. Well played.




#3373291 Dex's Trip To The Queen City

Posted by Dex on Yesterday, 03:35 PM

Can't wait to do a similar write up for JAX this year but still holding out for something bigger than a write up.


#3373287 Dex's Trip To The Queen City

Posted by Dex on Yesterday, 03:34 PM

With all the terrible threads around here lately I thought I'd show you what a real man's thread looks like.

Thanks to Jase for pulling this out of Huddle purgatory.


#3373186 Explain your Huddle username

Posted by Dex on Yesterday, 02:12 PM

This thread brings up the question as to why nobody has claimed the name "Pink Flaps"

Cause none of us have ever seen any IRL.


#3373176 Obama likes cops

Posted by Dex on Yesterday, 02:06 PM

It's also very sad.


#3373173 Explain your Huddle username

Posted by Dex on Yesterday, 02:05 PM

So in the early 90s after high school I decided I wanted to be a Pirate. A real sail the seven seas pirate...not like going to ECU or even going gay. I had saved some money from working at the local movie theater and decided to go for it. I bought a ticket to Somalia because I figured the Gulf od Aden would be some primo real estate to do some pirating. It was a long flight and was hotter than I thought it was going to be when I got there.

Unfortunately, I didn't realize most Somalis don't speak English and so when I got off the plane I headed straight to the docks. I figured maybe a pirate boat would be docked getting supplies or something. It was hard communicating and I most got strange looks. Then I saw a guy who was missing part of his leg and I realized he must be the pirate Captain I'd been looking for. I explained what I was trying to do. He looked me up and down with his grizzled pirate eyes and simply asked me my name.

I hadn't thought of that. I had most of this planned out (not that my parents understood...they never understood anything I did), but I hadn't thought of a pirate name. Every good pirate has a tough sounding name. My mind raced and all I could think of were Black Beard, Blue Beard, Morgan Stanley and strangely I also thought about that golf course Blackmoor (but I don't think they have golf courses in Somalia).

So I just blurted out "Moorgan". We laughed and laughed and after that the name just kinda stuck.

Was waiting for the old "Fresh Prince bait and switch" to rear its head. GG.


#3373129 ESPN 2015 uniform power rankings

Posted by Dex on Yesterday, 01:45 PM

Need more quality threads like this.


#3373086 Explain your Huddle username

Posted by Dex on Yesterday, 01:26 PM

Dex is short for Dexual Healing.


#3372916 Justin James Watt had a thigh bruise and it didn't look pretty.

Posted by Dex on Yesterday, 10:43 AM

Still played at an MVP level after this devasting injury unlike Scam. Ugh.


#3372793 CIN Rookie LB Paul Dawson compared to Luke

Posted by Dex on Yesterday, 09:20 AM

Not even close.




#3372753 Thomas Davis confident Carolina is class of NFC South

Posted by Dex on Yesterday, 08:54 AM

But can confidence play LT?




#3372749 In Honor of Letterman: Top 10 Huddle-isms

Posted by Dex on Yesterday, 08:51 AM

o wee mayne? thread is bad




#3372748 In Honor of Letterman: Top 10 Huddle-isms

Posted by Dex on Yesterday, 08:51 AM

fug u fug?




#3372191 2011 NFL draft revisited, would you take JJ Watt over Cam?

Posted by Dex on 20 May 2015 - 04:28 PM

You just thrying to collect likes, right? lol. Fail!

I'm trying to collect my thoughts after reading that nonsensical drivel.




#3372187 2011 NFL draft revisited, would you take JJ Watt over Cam?

Posted by Dex on 20 May 2015 - 04:21 PM

Firstly, there are DEs as good or maybe better than Watt in the league. Watt just fit the better profile for marketing. The gap between Watt and Hardy, for example, is not that much.  Watt is a good player on a bad team so he gets to rush every down with no team discipline. The same way Kevin Love(NBA) was a supposed super star in Minnesota(Timberwolves), then once he went to play with Lebron, a real superstar, he can barely keep up. Easy to pile up stats when a team is outta contention week 5. I'd take Justin Houston any day over Watt. And, yes, that's the guy who had the most sack last year. He's just not being hyped since he doesn't have the marketing profile that fits the NFL.

 

So, to answer your question, hell NO! People lick Watt's balls for the same reason they lick Luck's, Manziel's, The Golden Calf of Bristol's, etc. Just propaganda. Don't try to promote your agenda by disrespecting Cam.

 

Where have you been when Cam was breaking rushing and passing records! Where have you been when Cam was dragging his team to the playoffs! I guess that doesn't matter because JJWAAATTTTTT

 

Lastly, the Texans have a sh!tty defense, they've ranked bottom 3rd of the league. And, yes, that's with JJ WAAAATTTTT. How this guy keep getting hyped while he plays for team that keep picking top 5 is beyond me.

 

His team never win yet JJWAAAATTTTT. That's laughable.