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rayzor

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#2927439 Behind Enemy Lines - Bucs Edition

Posted by rayzor on 05 September 2014 - 01:31 PM

Oh, man! That's good, too! People from Tampa are sorry! That's what you get for being born outside of Charlotte, ya'll are sorry!

move your little show to the smack thread.


#2927397 Behind Enemy Lines - Bucs Edition

Posted by rayzor on 05 September 2014 - 01:13 PM

So, what I'm hearing is...people in Charlotte think people in Tampa are poor and are making fun of them for it. When people call this a plastic town full of snobs...that appears to be a critique with a ton of merit.

nope. we just think the buc fanbase is close to non-existant and/or just weak.


#2927229 Yo ho ho it's a pirates life for me - smack approved

Posted by rayzor on 05 September 2014 - 12:20 PM

Who the hell would want to be a dolphins fan? Or the panthers fan?

apparently a whole lot more people than want to be a buccaneers fan.

it's funny because it's true.


#2927219 Yo ho ho it's a pirates life for me - smack approved

Posted by rayzor on 05 September 2014 - 12:17 PM

I'll be back later guys . I'm going to go jack off to my video of Jack Delhomo choking in the Super Bowl.

jacking off....to jake delhomme....choking.

very interesting.




and by very interesting i mean....
77775-I-just-threw-up-in-my-mouth-a-r4R3

[EDIT: i just realized the backup QB wannabe called delhomme, "Delhomo" and then preceded to share his intentions to jack off to him.


again, interesting.]


#2927176 Yo ho ho it's a pirates life for me - smack approved

Posted by rayzor on 05 September 2014 - 12:05 PM

Reply to this post if your team can actually sell out a game without giving two thirds of the tickets away free.

me me me


it's amazing that even tho it's apparently such a big deal that the bucs won the lombardi well over a decade ago (which is probably about as long as these troll kid buc fans have been alive) tbat they have had such a hard time selling tickets.

seems that lombardi was wasted on tampa. if it really mattered anymore they would have sold more tickets. either it matters and the bucs are just about the most useless fanbase in the league, or it doesn't matter nearly as much as these useless buc fans are espousing.

either way....buc fans are useless.


#2927109 Yo ho ho it's a pirates life for me - smack approved

Posted by rayzor on 05 September 2014 - 11:37 AM

reports coming out that the panthers have put a craigslist ad out looking for receivers


Needed: Wide Receiver for NFL Football Team

Do you like running around trying to get open while your QB looks around and dances a bit then runs with the football? Can you catch one out of every 7 passes thrown your way? can you dive 4-6 yrds, jump 3 to 4 feet and run really fast only to get overthrown or severely underthrown to the point you get smashed by LB's? then the Carolina Panthers have a position for you. Must not smoke weed regularly, preferred candiadte will not try to kill his wife or beat his mom (leeway on the last 2). Must not be afraid of grown man as your boss wearing transition sunglasses in the shade.

applications can be sent to CarolinaPantherholefilling@CP.com

reports are coming out in local tampa papers that the buccaneers are looking for fans.

Along the way, fans have jumped off the Bucs' ship. Season tickets have dipped to, some estimate, below 30,000. Only a change in the NFL blackout rules and the Glazers buying up tickets kept games from being blacked out on local television last season, and will keep the team on local TV this season.
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Just the other day, the Bucs sent out a letter that if you've been a season-ticket holder going back to only 2007 — just seven years ago and the last time the team truly mattered -- you could bring two friends to Sunday's season opener for free.

http://www.tampabay....anthers/2196169




#2924745 Yo ho ho it's a pirates life for me - smack approved

Posted by rayzor on 04 September 2014 - 01:38 PM

serious question, did the buc boards send over their best 11 year-olds to talk smack?


#2924738 Yo ho ho it's a pirates life for me - smack approved

Posted by rayzor on 04 September 2014 - 01:35 PM

a rookie guard that is going to truck Lavonte David so hard that Chris Simms spleen is going to have to seek counseling

intresting. You redneck panther fans are in for a huge surprise.

yes....quite intresting.


#2924621 Cam didnt throw a pass again today

Posted by rayzor on 04 September 2014 - 12:35 PM

Media access part of practice over. Cam Newton didn’t throw a pass. Did hear him told to get loose as horn blew.
1:06pm - 4 Sep 14https://mobile.twitt...575502216110080


#2924586 Is Darin Ganatt just a Twitter Troll?

Posted by rayzor on 04 September 2014 - 12:19 PM

he's been a prick for a long time. he just become more of one every year, in fact that's the reason pft hired him.


#2923579 R.R.:I have been wrong before about injuries

Posted by rayzor on 03 September 2014 - 05:09 PM

Mccown has more to work with from a WR standpoint, and we haven't yet seen what Lovie has done to that defense. So yes in that situation I favor Mccown.

it's mccown....with a college level offensive coordinator
...with a younger college level play caller

....going up against our stud D



nevermind. you aren't looking at the big picture here and you probably won't.

have fun watching.


#2923427 R.R.:I have been wrong before about injuries

Posted by rayzor on 03 September 2014 - 03:54 PM

if DA is starting, we would still have the better QB....but that wouldn't matter because they won't be playing against each other. DA would be facing the same thing cam would be...the Buc D. mccown is facing our D and it still comes down to who you think would do better...our QB against their D or their QB against our D.

i still like our QB against their D more than thier QB against our D. mccown just isn't that good and he's got the same issues that he had before...the guy calling the plays will likely be a QB coach with no experience going against a pro level defense while their OC (who also has no experience going against pro level defenses) is at home recovering from an unspecified surgery.

one of the elite defenses in the league going against an offense QBed by an average (at best) journeyman in his first year with this team and receivers/TE and game planned/play called by college coaches with no experience going against pro level defenses (and no....preseason doesn't count).

and if you bring up that game 2 years ago as an example of why we would likely lose this game...that was two years ago and us losing that game was not only inexcusable but embarrassing. our coaching staff has more experience than then,our defense is significantly better, and our QBs have been in the system for multiple years. losing this game would be even more embarrassing and inexcusable considering the circumstances, with or without cam.

and if you bring up a history of slow starts...funny thing about history, it's in the past and it has no control over today. rivera should have gotten his team ready to play right out of the gate.


#2921765 Stephen Hill signs to Panthers Practice Squad

Posted by rayzor on 02 September 2014 - 05:03 PM

wow. someone really has a lot of hate for bersin. i mean it sounds like actual hate.


#2921712 Who on the Panthers will stick up for Cam?

Posted by rayzor on 02 September 2014 - 04:43 PM

the whole team?

someone takes a cheap shot and the defense will come out on the field and light up the other team's QB. i don't see anyone on this team not taking it personally when their QB gets hurt due to a cheap shot and standing up for him. this isn't the falcons.


#2921662 Stephen Hill signs to Panthers Practice Squad

Posted by rayzor on 02 September 2014 - 04:30 PM

best place for him. gives him a chance to see whose fault the lack of development was. he gets to learn more about his position and the offense itself as a student without taking the roster spot of someone who already put in the work. most of the league already sees him as a bust which is why he was in a position that a teams practice squad was the best/only option so we don't have to worry about someone coming in and sweeping him up...at least not for a little while.

hopefully proehl plus cotchery and avant can help this kid grow.




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