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#2600609 And the poetry winner is....

Posted by MeowMeowMeooow on 10 January 2014 - 05:52 PM

Congrats PhillyB! Like I've said before, you are THE wordsmith of the Huddle. Now hopefully I can win some tickets so I can buy you a beer at the game!

#2600364 Official Huddle Playoff Tickets Contest #1 - The Selfie

Posted by MeowMeowMeooow on 10 January 2014 - 03:52 PM

I was planning on doing one mocking girls in front of mirrors once I got home.  I feel it won't have the same effect now.


Pretty sure SgtJ00 beat you to that one.

#2600249 Official Huddle Playoff Tickets Contest #1 - The Selfie

Posted by MeowMeowMeooow on 10 January 2014 - 02:58 PM



She posted this today while I was at work. Imagine my surprise to see it on Zod's twitter while browsing the entries. I think she REALLY wants these tickets.

#2599689 Official Huddle Playoff Tickets Contest #2 - Pure Poetry

Posted by MeowMeowMeooow on 10 January 2014 - 10:03 AM

A Call to Arms: Panther Nation


 It’s been five long years.

 This time we will prevail.

 So get to your seats early,

 On this day we yell.

 Underdogs are what they call us.

 Real fans know we’re real.

 Time to make the haters feast!

 Is crow considered a meal?

 My friends and fellow fans,

 Everyone stand and cheer!

 Panthers rule this Jungle,

 A team they all should fear.

 No respect has made them hungry.

 They will take what they deserve.

 Hype will die come Sunday.

 ESPN stops grading on a curve!

 Riverboat lead there warriors.

 No battle is too great.

 A team born in darkness,

 That feeds of the hate.

 I belong to Panther Nation!

 Our team is ready to feast.

 No more being irrelevant,

 Kraken has been released!

 Everyone prepare for battle!

(Even the bandwagon fans)

 Pour the noise on the field,

 Prepare to shake the stands!

 Our battle cry has been heard before...

 Uniform competition?

 Now we wear our black with pride!

 Dameshek: Out of commission.

 If you don’t believe, get off the wagon.

 No stops from here to Jersey.

 Grab on for dear life

 & prove that you are worthy.

 Ready to bring the noise?

 Our players will bring the fight!

 All of Panther Nation,

 Roar with all your might.



(Make sure to read the first letters of each line!)

#2599567 Official Huddle Playoff Tickets Contest #1 - The Selfie

Posted by MeowMeowMeooow on 10 January 2014 - 09:05 AM

Excellent job bro.  Hot and a Panthers fan, that's like winning the lottery.   :rock:




My wife knows vaguely about the huddle... she has made some comments about me "talking to women online"... if she only knew...  it's just a bunch of weirdos and pervs.


Yeah, not sure how I got this lucky... Hoping we can win some tickets so we can be there. She didn't get to go with my to the 2008 Playoff game, maybe that was the problem! She's my lucky charm... 

#2599491 Official Huddle Playoff Tickets Contest #1 - The Selfie

Posted by MeowMeowMeooow on 10 January 2014 - 07:53 AM

Yes. It has to be somebody's in here.

I actually had no idea she was doing them. I sent her the link and told her I was going to submit some. Then when I got home from work she showed them to me and asked if I thought she could win. I think she wants the tickets as much as I do. I was lucky enough to marry a die hard Panthers fan.

#2599458 Official Huddle Playoff Tickets Contest #1 - The Selfie

Posted by MeowMeowMeooow on 10 January 2014 - 07:22 AM

Pretty sure she is taken. She is in the same room as the guy who is tied up by the little boy.

Would you believe me if I told you that was my wife?

#2592122 M3OW's Trip Through Space & Time (Photos From the Future)

Posted by MeowMeowMeooow on 06 January 2014 - 04:06 PM

I tweeted it to D.Williams. I know he is extremely active on the social networks. Plus he's an offense guy so he would have a better chance to see Smitty.

#2591605 M3OW's Trip Through Space & Time (Photos From the Future)

Posted by MeowMeowMeooow on 06 January 2014 - 01:11 PM

Sorry about the quality guys... Stupid iPhone takes crap pictures.

#2591550 M3OW's Trip Through Space & Time (Photos From the Future)

Posted by MeowMeowMeooow on 06 January 2014 - 12:56 PM

Ok... That just happened! I no longer have any doubts about this team or our future. We are GOOOOOD for a very very long time!!! Two Fugging Words... UNIVERSAL DYNASTY!!!!


I guess I should back up a little bit.


WARNING: The following contains spoilers for the Panthers for.... Oh lets say.... 1,000 years!!!! 


It all began last night after the 9ers/GB game. I was watching the game at a local bar and after the end of the game, I paid my tab and staggered out to the curb. As I was walking down the sidewalk, all these thoughts and doubt were running through my head. "Can we beat the 49ers twice?" "What if our offense stalls in the 4th quarter?" "Can the Defense play another solid game like they did before?" "Where can I get some crab legs at this time?"


Then, in mid-thought, I was distracted by a strangle noise coming from the next corner. I ran up the street as fast as my tipsy legs would take me. But when I got there... nothing. Just a few people, a party tent, and one of those stupid british police boxes. Just as I was turning around to walk away, there was a bright flash followed by the sound of a crack of lightening and the car tires screeching to a halt. 


There... Parked in front of me... was a Delorean! Just as I was comprehending what just happened, the door swung open and a very familiar face invited me to jump in.




Sir Purr waved for me to get into the car. He told me (Yeah... Sir Purr spoke. Get over it!) "I know you have your doubts. Jump in and I'll make sure you never doubt again."


So, of course I jumped in the iconic car with a strange mascot! He told me I got 1 trip, and to punch in the date and time. I could only think of one date... January 12th, 2014 1:00pm EST. (The most important game is the next game. Right?)


We arrived at BOA right before the gates opened and Sir Purr used his credentials to get us in the team gates and in the locker room. The players were out on the field for pre game warm ups, but we had business to attend to. I had to knock out the present Sir Purr and stuff him in the janitors closet so not to cause a paradox and all that.


After we "tied up some lose ends", we headed out to our place of the sidelines. Finally got to meet Zod. (BTW Zod, don't eat that chili dog before the game, there are not enough napkins in the stadium to get it off your media vest.)


The stands were packed with Panther fans. I was actually surprised at the turn out. During the intro the place was shaking. Then, Smitty comes out with some "party supplies" and the whole city shook.




The game started out pretty slow. I couple a stalled drives from both teams. Then, towards the end of the 1st quarter this happened.




Cam FLYS over both lines into the end zone from the 20!!! You can even see the surprise on Cam's face.


This lit a fire under our defense. It seemed like Luuuuke was all over the field in every play. I tried to get a picture of him and was shocked at what I found when I looked at how it turned out.






After a big stop by the Kuechly Krew, the offense got the ball at mid-field. The first play was a handoff to Tolbert. He ran in for the score untouched... But I guess this picture best explains how that went down...




The 49ers "ELITE" LB's didn't want any part of Tolbert and actually paved the way to the end-zone for him. Running for their lives knocking down ANYONE who stood in there way.


By the 4th quarter the Panthers were up by 14. But Kaepernick got a good run into the end-zone to bring it to a 1 score game. But.... That arrogant ass-hat did his "makeout with my own bicep" celebration, and that did not sit well with the Kraken.




It did get us a 15 yard penalty AND got the Kraken thrown out of the game... But the damage was done and the Panthers controlled the remainder of the game with ease. 




Once the game was over, I told my feline-time-traveling-companion I HAD to know, "DO WE WIN THE SUPER BOWL?!?!?!"


He just looked at me with that cocky whiskered smile and said, "Ok, 1 more quick stop before I take you back."


We got in the time machine and I noticed the crazy mascot punched in February 2nd, 3014. I laughed at him and tried to make some joke about his fat mascot fingers hitting the wrong number, but it was too late and we arrived in the year 3014. And guys.... I hope y'all get use to the bandwagon fans, because they never stop jumping on board.




Yeah... We kinda are a big deal on the 4th moon of Zweojxxk 8.


So guys, stop worrying and doubting about this team... Turns out, the sky ISN'T the limit for the Carolina Panthers.



#2581020 Panthers Pep Rally & Crawl

Posted by MeowMeowMeooow on 02 January 2014 - 04:05 PM

Finding a sitter as we speak... 

#2578071 Great Panthers 2013 season highlight video

Posted by MeowMeowMeooow on 31 December 2013 - 04:17 PM

Haha thank y'all for watching so pumped for two weeks from now!


I've been meaning to ask, where do you guys find all the footage without graphics mucking it up? And what method do you use for video capture? Do you find the games somewhere as a video file?


I ask because I do a lot of personal video projects and have been wanting to do a Panthers one for a long time.

#2562026 Dat Alice makes a thread on Saints Report.

Posted by MeowMeowMeooow on 23 December 2013 - 12:40 PM

I post here after every game, but usually in smack section. So now that I have a front page thread dedicate all to me, I'm using it Also, I'm not even talking about Phillys post job anymore anyway in case you missed it,?


Don't get it twisted, Unsightly Santa. You don't have a front page for a good reason. If you take pride in being the (very large) butt of a joke, you truly have nothing in your life. 


If you came on here and took it with an ounce of dignity, I may have had some respect for you. Instead, you spit out statistic that don't matter like you spit out the bones when you throw back whole chicken wings. You're like the child who runs up to their parents and tells them it wasn't them that broke the vase. Screams guilty. But after reading your "thoughts" and "opinions" I guess comparing you to a child isn't that far fetched. I pray I raise my children better than your parents raised you. But then again, I don't throw money and food at the as an act of love. I hope one day you find happiness. No one deserves to live a life like you are now. But that's all up to you. Put don't the Cheetos, put on a nice shirt (If you don't have one, I'm sure you could pick one up with the money you claim to have), and go get a job. Once you start making your own money, you will gain some self-respect. Once you have that, you might lose some weight, find a nice girl, and have little baby Dat's running around. Just make sure to show them real love and they may have a fighting chance.

#2561816 Dat Alice makes a thread on Saints Report.

Posted by MeowMeowMeooow on 23 December 2013 - 11:32 AM

Trying a lot harder? Half the stuff you wrote in that post is dumb and not even factually accurate. I'm pretty sure the average fan is smart enough to know its fake considering what posts I did make last night was about how great the team played and how I think they win in a third meeting after losing a game they dominated for 59 minutes. The ones you are trolling and actually believe your newest photoshop job, well they are probably the same ones that originally fell for the fake match,com profile you photoshopped before I posted the guys real one and those mental midgets are not really my concern.




I'm new to you. I have never got into any pissing matches with the "Great" Dat Alice yet. But, let me introduce myself. I am the resident Photoshop god here. And you have no proof AT ALL this was photoshopped. Your first attempt at that claim was to say the font didn't match... Well, I create fonts for a living and I can tell you the font in the screen cap is the exact (run of the mill) font used on SR.


Then, you tried to throw in that your post count didn't add up. Let me inform you a bit on how an online forum works. If you have a post deleted or removed, your post count will go down automatically due to the fact it's like the post never existed. So that excuse didn't work for you either.


Now... you are grabbing at straws trying to claim that the actual content of the post does not match your "intelligence" level and that it matches the way PhillyB posts. I can easily say PhillyB is one of THE MOST intelligent members of the huddle, as well as one of the best spoken. The phonics used in the post in question match your tones exactly from what I have seen over the years. So this excuse (like all before it) fall flat. 


Before I go, I would like to make sure you know I would like my $1,000 in $2 bills. For two reasons: 1) That's the number of touchdowns the Panthers had in yesterday's win. 2) Because, well you know.... #2 seed and all. Now get to the banks early, they don't usually carry that many so you might have to visit a few different ones.




#2554013 M3OW's Epic Photoshop Series. (Bottom Line, 89)

Posted by MeowMeowMeooow on 20 December 2013 - 04:51 PM

Update those damn stats young man!

 No sir. I haven't touched them since going into the Cardinals Game. And look how it's turned out. I was tempted after the Saints game, but I thought it's best I not tempt fate.

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