the falcons f*cking suck!

[FalconMan#2]

Originally Posted by Skew

I would consider it humor. But seeing you are a falcon fan, I didn't expect you to be smart enough to recognise it.

So not only are you saying you defend the post, but your defending it in the name of humor? I'm all for laughing at a good joke, but come on...are we 10 years old here? Matt Ryan poops the bed trying to blow himself??? Really???

[Jangler]

I wasn't making a joke...

[RockyTopVol]

Top Five Reasons to Hate The Falcons
5. The Dirty Bird. What is that? Really? Okay, so they created a cute little “dance” once upon a time choreographed to the music of MC Hammer. Who will ever forget it? It's more like, who will ever forgive it?
4. Dome teams are soft! Let’s see, how many times has a team that plays their home games in a dome won the Super Bowl? Twice? To top it all off, that is just a terrible place to see an NFL game. The atmosphere is depressing.
3. Going to a game can be bad enough. Staying overnight could be like playing with your life. The city of Atlanta ranks 12th in murder in the United States. They also rank seventh overall in violent crime. I don’t know about you but if I’m going to see a game in Atlanta, I’m travelling in a large group surrounded by body guards.
2. Somebody please tell me what that thing is on Arthur Blank’s face! Here is the co-founder of Home Depot and he can’t afford a little Just for Men to at least make it dark enough to show up? Is he trying for a Rhett Butler thing? Maybe a centipede died on his lip. Whatever it is, he should shave it or call an exterminator.
1. Interesting statistic - Falcons’ fans ranked their team 119th out of 122 professional sports organizations. Only three teams were worse! How sad is that? Even their own fans hate them! Hey, I can jump on that bandwagon.
No need to even mention Michael Vick in the list. That one's too obvious.

http://thefalconssuck.blogspot.com

[koolkatluke]

Originally Posted by RockyTopVol

Top Five Reasons to Hate The Falcons
5. The Dirty Bird. What is that? Really? Okay, so they created a cute little “dance” once upon a time choreographed to the music of MC Hammer. Who will ever forget it? It's more like, who will ever forgive it?
4. Dome teams are soft! Let’s see, how many times has a team that plays their home games in a dome won the Super Bowl? Twice? To top it all off, that is just a terrible place to see an NFL game. The atmosphere is depressing.
3. Going to a game can be bad enough. Staying overnight could be like playing with your life. The city of Atlanta ranks 12th in murder in the United States. They also rank seventh overall in violent crime. I don’t know about you but if I’m going to see a game in Atlanta, I’m travelling in a large group surrounded by body guards.
2. Somebody please tell me what that thing is on Arthur Blank’s face! Here is the co-founder of Home Depot and he can’t afford a little Just for Men to at least make it dark enough to show up? Is he trying for a Rhett Butler thing? Maybe a centipede died on his lip. Whatever it is, he should shave it or call an exterminator.
1. Interesting statistic - Falcons’ fans ranked their team 119th out of 122 professional sports organizations. Only three teams were worse! How sad is that? Even their own fans hate them! Hey, I can jump on that bandwagon.
No need to even mention Michael Vick in the list. That one's too obvious.

http://thefalconssuck.blogspot.com

Thank you!!!! You are the man!!!!

[FalconMan#2]

Originally Posted by RockyTopVol

Top Five Reasons to Hate The Falcons
5. The Dirty Bird. What is that? Really? Okay, so they created a cute little “dance” once upon a time choreographed to the music of MC Hammer. Who will ever forget it? It's more like, who will ever forgive it?
4. Dome teams are soft! Let’s see, how many times has a team that plays their home games in a dome won the Super Bowl? Twice? To top it all off, that is just a terrible place to see an NFL game. The atmosphere is depressing.
3. Going to a game can be bad enough. Staying overnight could be like playing with your life. The city of Atlanta ranks 12th in murder in the United States. They also rank seventh overall in violent crime. I don’t know about you but if I’m going to see a game in Atlanta, I’m travelling in a large group surrounded by body guards.
2. Somebody please tell me what that thing is on Arthur Blank’s face! Here is the co-founder of Home Depot and he can’t afford a little Just for Men to at least make it dark enough to show up? Is he trying for a Rhett Butler thing? Maybe a centipede died on his lip. Whatever it is, he should shave it or call an exterminator.
1. Interesting statistic - Falcons’ fans ranked their team 119th out of 122 professional sports organizations. Only three teams were worse! How sad is that? Even their own fans hate them! Hey, I can jump on that bandwagon.
No need to even mention Michael Vick in the list. That one's too obvious.

http://thefalconssuck.blogspot.com

5. The Dirty Bird is long gone. That's an awful reason to hate a team.

4. Interesting statistic. Not one I can really argue with. Dome teams especially over the last 5 years have had less than average defenses. Indy hasn't done poorly and Minnesota has done well the last two years but other than that, Dome teams have weak defenses. Problem is as it pertains to a Panthers vs Falcons series, the panthers have won 3 of the last 11 games there so it's not proving to be much of a factor there.

3. Haha it's true. Why they put the GA Dome on the south side of downtown Atlanta...I will not ever know. That being said I have never felt ANY sort of threatened by ANY situation on ANY occasion that I've been to the dome so this is a pretty dramatized comment.

2. Another horrendous reason to hate a team. Funny as it is (props to the centipede comment haha), completely irrelevant to football or fans.

1. I've never heard this before and question its validity, but regardless, this team is becoming a much more pure football team with a much more pure fanbase. With a coach like Jim Mora Jr. and a quarterback like Michael Vick, it was not a solidly put together franchise, although these weapons created occasional success. These days we have a much better coach and a much better offensive set of weapons, and a really good front office. This a lot sturdier of a franchise than it's ever been.

PS RockyTop, teach the rest of your crew here on these boards how to smack talk.

[Skew]

Originally Posted by FalconMan#2

So not only are you saying you defend the post, but your defending it in the name of humor? I'm all for laughing at a good joke, but come on...are we 10 years old here? Matt Ryan poops the bed trying to blow himself??? Really???

I knew you weren't that smart.

And Matt Ryan poops the bed trying to blow himself?

Thanks for informing us.

Are you really trying to say you are the smack master here and we don't know how to smack?

It is the offseason idiot. Come back later when I might actually give a poo what an idiot like you thinks or says.

[4thaBirds]

Originally Posted by Towelie

Towelie says Matt Ryan shouldn't forget to bring a towel to sleep to clean up after he sh*ts the bed in the playoffs again!!

What would you call what Jake did? Jake needs to sleep on the toilet after that shytty performance he gave. This just in, the Cardinal's have picked Jake off again. At least we only lost by 6 points. A loss is a loss, but your team got F'd up.

[RockyTopVol]

Many NFL QBs choose to endorse various products they enjoy. Peyton Manning appears in Gatorade commercials with other sports stars. Brett Favre tosses a football around with friends in Levi spots. Jake Delhomme even pitches Bojangles restaurants in regional TV ads. Matt Ryan has chosen a diferent sort of product to support. He is now pushing Axe Hair products.
I'm not entirely sure what Axe Hair is, but if it's anything like the Axe Body Spray...I'd say this is very fitting. In case you're not familiar, Axe Body Spray is that stuff that 14-17 year old boys use before realizing that it isn't cool to be a metrosexual. Now, the Falcons QB has decided to offer confessionals in an attempt to help Axe sell their new metro hair product.

On the media circuit for Ryan to pitch his Axe Hair junk (and perhaps talk a little football), he visited Carson Daly's show. FYI, there is no reason to feel bad for not knowing that Daly wasn't still on Total Request Live on MTV. Very few people have watched MTV, or his new show on NBC for that matter, in a long time.
While on Daly's late night talk show (right around the time of the Super Bowl), a new bromance was revealed. Carson Daly tried desperately to talk about football (and act straight) for a short period of the interview. That's when his true character came out...so to speak.
Daly brought up the topic of Axe Hair junk, and couldn't get out of the interview without hitting on Ryan. He said, "This may be a bit of a gay moment, but your hair looks beautiful." To which Ryan responded, "Likewise!" They both painted on a Kool-Aid smile, and began touching each other. Not in a joking way. They went in for a handshake, and Daly couldn't resist but to put his hands on Ryan's shoulders. Ryan then smiled bigger, and used his second hand to complete the very-touchy handshake.
This is, afterall, the same NFL QB who admittedly loves musicals.
"NOT THAT THERE'S ANYTHING WRONG WITH THAT!!!"

http://thefalconssuck.blogspot.com/2...-bromance.html

[4thaBirds]

Originally Posted by RockyTopVol

Many NFL QBs choose to endorse various products they enjoy. Peyton Manning appears in Gatorade commercials with other sports stars. Brett Favre tosses a football around with friends in Levi spots. Jake Delhomme even pitches Bojangles restaurants in regional TV ads. Matt Ryan has chosen a diferent sort of product to support. He is now pushing Axe Hair products.
I'm not entirely sure what Axe Hair is, but if it's anything like the Axe Body Spray...I'd say this is very fitting. In case you're not familiar, Axe Body Spray is that stuff that 14-17 year old boys use before realizing that it isn't cool to be a metrosexual. Now, the Falcons QB has decided to offer confessionals in an attempt to help Axe sell their new metro hair product.

On the media circuit for Ryan to pitch his Axe Hair junk (and perhaps talk a little football), he visited Carson Daly's show. FYI, there is no reason to feel bad for not knowing that Daly wasn't still on Total Request Live on MTV. Very few people have watched MTV, or his new show on NBC for that matter, in a long time.
While on Daly's late night talk show (right around the time of the Super Bowl), a new bromance was revealed. Carson Daly tried desperately to talk about football (and act straight) for a short period of the interview. That's when his true character came out...so to speak.
Daly brought up the topic of Axe Hair junk, and couldn't get out of the interview without hitting on Ryan. He said, "This may be a bit of a gay moment, but your hair looks beautiful." To which Ryan responded, "Likewise!" They both painted on a Kool-Aid smile, and began touching each other. Not in a joking way. They went in for a handshake, and Daly couldn't resist but to put his hands on Ryan's shoulders. Ryan then smiled bigger, and used his second hand to complete the very-touchy handshake.
This is, afterall, the same NFL QB who admittedly loves musicals.
"NOT THAT THERE'S ANYTHING WRONG WITH THAT!!!"

http://thefalconssuck.blogspot.com/2...-bromance.html

I've never heard the one about musicals, but that's OK. I'll take my hair product pedaling, well composed, intelligent, young, strong armed talented QB, over Jake the, crybaby, blaming everyone but himself, noodle arm, int machine, Delhomme any day. I'ts a good thing you guys have a good running game, Jake suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuux.

[Raging Bull]

Falcon fans are like the sum of every inbred sub-50 IQ trailer park trasher or hood wannabe gangstas who listen to watered down garbage rap (dirrty souf) in america. Their best contribution to the rest of the country would be to jump off the sidney lanier bridge in unison.