the falcons f*cking suck!

[caddieman]

Originally Posted by RockyTopVol

Many NFL QBs choose to endorse various products they enjoy. Peyton Manning appears in Gatorade commercials with other sports stars. Brett Favre tosses a football around with friends in Levi spots. Jake Delhomme even pitches Bojangles restaurants in regional TV ads. Matt Ryan has chosen a diferent sort of product to support. He is now pushing Axe Hair products.
I'm not entirely sure what Axe Hair is, but if it's anything like the Axe Body Spray...I'd say this is very fitting. In case you're not familiar, Axe Body Spray is that stuff that 14-17 year old boys use before realizing that it isn't cool to be a metrosexual. Now, the Falcons QB has decided to offer confessionals in an attempt to help Axe sell their new metro hair product.

On the media circuit for Ryan to pitch his Axe Hair junk (and perhaps talk a little football), he visited Carson Daly's show. FYI, there is no reason to feel bad for not knowing that Daly wasn't still on Total Request Live on MTV. Very few people have watched MTV, or his new show on NBC for that matter, in a long time.
While on Daly's late night talk show (right around the time of the Super Bowl), a new bromance was revealed. Carson Daly tried desperately to talk about football (and act straight) for a short period of the interview. That's when his true character came out...so to speak.
Daly brought up the topic of Axe Hair junk, and couldn't get out of the interview without hitting on Ryan. He said, "This may be a bit of a gay moment, but your hair looks beautiful." To which Ryan responded, "Likewise!" They both painted on a Kool-Aid smile, and began touching each other. Not in a joking way. They went in for a handshake, and Daly couldn't resist but to put his hands on Ryan's shoulders. Ryan then smiled bigger, and used his second hand to complete the very-touchy handshake.
This is, afterall, the same NFL QB who admittedly loves musicals.
"NOT THAT THERE'S ANYTHING WRONG WITH THAT!!!"

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Don't you just love homophobia!

[Raging Bull]

[Skew]

Originally Posted by FalconMan#2

Nah that was your boy Skew. I am no smack master nor have I once made any such claim, I'm just saying I would HOPE that in your own thread someone wouldn't be so stupid as to post something like Skew did. And you will never give a poo what I have to say because you're a closed-minded fan, like many here in Charlotte are.

Everyone here absolutely refuses to acknowledge the talent of Matt Ryan. Not one Falcons fan has said he's the second coming of christ. Not one Falcons fan has said anything remotely close to he's the best QB to play, current or in history, outside of how comparable his rookie numbers were to those of other big name QBs. They're comparing STATS in such statements, not opinions. No one is saying the Falcons are the best team in the NFL, or any other hyperbolic statement of the like. Everything that you guys use as evidence that 'falcons fans are stupid' YOU MAKE UP YOURSELVES!

But you absolutely cannot deny he's a talented QB (no matter how gay he is on carson daly's show ).



I wouldn't advertise about the game in the GA Dome was one of his best games of the season, especially with our weak dome defense, and still lost by 3 possessions.

Matt Ryan, if anything was the one who kept us in that game. Turner didn't do squat. We lost momentum from the start and Matt Ryan single handedly took over the end of the 2nd quarter and actually put us in the lead at half. Then we instantly lost momentum again with that odd fumble TD return. Over the 4th quarter, Matt Ryan kept the Falcons in a position to win the game. Our defense massively failed on all levels all night, including on the crucial 3rd and 16 that would have given Matt Ryan a shot at a game winning drive. I repeat, our defense lost that game. Matt Ryan let us stick around.



Quoted for accuracy.

I see your stupidity has already got you locked in the smack forum.

Enjoy your stay.

[Jangler]

Everyone here absolutely refuses to acknowledge the talent of Matt Ryan.

His talents to tickle his scrotum is legendary.

[london67]

Falcons fans are calling the Waaaaahmbulance because we don't want to cup their QB's balls after what was, all things considered, a pretty good rookie season. That this is coming from a fanbase that spent years slamming Steve Smith and pretty much any and every player of note we have as "overrated" is too cute. The dirty little secret of the whole thing is that the Falcons' offense sputtered when Turner didn't produce. They were 2-5 when Turner rushed for less than 90 yards (2-6 if you count the playoffs). We'll get to see what Ryan is made of when he has to carry his offense on his back, which is something we'll probably see very soon-unless they want Turners knees to explode, that is.

[NC Falcon]

Originally Posted by london67

Falcons fans are calling the Waaaaahmbulance because we don't want to cup their QB's balls after what was, all things considered, a pretty good rookie season. That this is coming from a fanbase that spent years slamming Steve Smith and pretty much any and every player of note we have as "overrated" is too cute. The dirty little secret of the whole thing is that the Falcons' offense sputtered when Turner didn't produce. They were 2-5 when Turner rushed for less than 90 yards (2-6 if you count the playoffs). We'll get to see what Ryan is made of when he has to carry his offense on his back, which is something we'll probably see very soon-unless they want Turners knees to explode, that is.

I am a Falcon fan and I have never said anything negative about Steve Smith other then the fact that I disagree with some of the things he has done in the past against his teammates. I thing Smith is good reciever with no one to throw the ball to him because Delhomme is not a Quarterback, or least not the QB of the future. The Panthers have had some good players in there Franchise Sam Mills, Kevin Greene, and I respect the world out of Kasay he is a class act. As far as the Falcons we had a great season and I think Turner will have a good year this year, but I don't think we are putting too much pressure on Ryan to perform offensively or to do it all himself.

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[jim stone]

Yes they do!

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