Out of Office Replys
> 1. I am currently out at a job interview and will reply to you if I fail
> to get the position. I may be a little moody so be prepared.
>
> 2. Thank you for your message, which has been added to a queuing system.
> You are currently in 352nd place, and can expect to receive a reply in
> approximately 19 weeks.
>
> 3. Sorry to have missed you, but I am at the doctor's having my brain
> removed so I can be promoted to our management team.
>
> 4. I will be unable to delete all the unread, worthless emails you send
> me until I return from vacation on 4/18. Please be patient, and your
> mail will be deleted in the order it was received.
>
> 5. Thank you for your email. Your credit card has been charged $5.99 for
> the first 10 words and $1.99 for each additional word in your message.
>
> 6. The e-mail server is unable to verify your server connection and is
> unable to deliver this message. Please restart your computer and try
> sending again.
>
> (The beauty of this is that when you return, you can see how many
> in-duh-viduals did this over and over.)
>
> 7. You are receiving this automatic notification because I am out of the
> office. If I was in, chances are you wouldn't have received anything at
> all.
>
> 8. Hi, I'm thinking about what you've just sent me. Please wait by your
> PC for my response.
>
> 9. I've run away to join a different circus.
>
> 10. I will be out of the office for the next 2 weeks for medical
> reasons.
> When I return, please refer to me as "Joann" instead of "Joe".
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