Meanwhile at the nursing home.....
Two elderly residents, a man and a woman, were sitting alone in
the lobby of their nursing home one evening.
The old man looked over and said to the old lady, "I know just
what you're wanting, for $5 I'll have sex with you right over
there in that rocking chair."
The old lady looked surprised but didn't say a word.
The old man continued, "For $10 I'll do it with you on that nice soft sofa over there, but for $20 I'll take you back to my room, light some candles, and give you the most romantic evening you've ever had in your life."
The old lady still says nothing but after a couple minutes, starts digging down in her purse. She pulls out a wrinkled $20 bill and holds it up.
"So you want the nice romantic evening in my room," says the
old man.
"Get serious", she replies. "Four times in the rocking chair."
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