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Old 09-30-2008, 07:35 AM   #1 (permalink)
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A young ventriloquist is touring the clubs and one night
he's doing a show in a small town in Arkansas.
With his dummy on his knee, he starts going through his
usual dumb blonde jokes when a blonde in the 4th row stands
on her chair and starts shouting:
"I've heard enough of your stupid blonde jokes.
What makes you think you can stereotype women that way?
What does the color of a person's hair have to do with
her worth as a human being?
It's guys like you who keep women like me from being
respected at work and in the community and from reaching
our full potential as a person.
Because you and your kind continue to perpetuate
discrimination against not only blondes, but women in
general, and all in the name of humor!
"The embarrassed ventriloquist begins to apologize,
and the blonde yells,
"You stay out of this, mister! I'm talking to
that little smart-ass on your knee!"
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Old 09-30-2008, 08:49 AM   #2 (permalink)
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Old 09-30-2008, 10:54 AM   #3 (permalink)
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Old 09-30-2008, 11:52 AM   #4 (permalink)
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Old joke. But still funny
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Old 09-30-2008, 03:38 PM   #5 (permalink)
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