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Old 09-30-2008, 01:22 PM   #1 (permalink)
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This morning I received a phone call from a gorgeous ex-girlfriend who
called 'out-of-the-blue' to see if I was still around. We lost track of
time, chatting about the wild, romantic times we used to enjoy together.


I couldn't believe it when she asked if I'd be interested in meeting up
and rekindling a little of that 'old magic.' I was flabbergasted.


'I don't know if I could keep pace with you now,' I said, 'I'm a bit older
and a bit grayer and balder than when you last saw me. Plus I don't really
have the energy I used to have.'


She just giggled and said she was sure I would 'rise to the challenge
'Yeah.' I said. 'Just so long as you don't mind a man with a waistline
that's a few inches wider these days! No t to mention my lack of muscle
tone...stuff sagging, my teeth not as white and jowls like a Great Dane!


She laughed and told me to stop being so silly.? She teased me, saying
that tubby, grey-haired, older men were cute, and she was sure I would
still be a great lover.


Then she giggled, 'I've put on quite a bit of weight myself!'


So I told her to f*ck off.
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Old 09-30-2008, 01:27 PM   #2 (permalink)
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hahahahahahahaahhahaa....nice!
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