The Difference -

2manytoys · 10-04-2008, 11:14 AM

What's the difference between a wife, a nymphomaniac, and a hooker?

The nympho says, "You're done already?"
The hooker says, "Are you done yet?"
And the wife says, "Beige, I think I'll paint the ceiling beige."

LifeisaGarden · 10-04-2008, 01:34 PM

Well, what if you're all three?

tattoorhino · 10-04-2008, 02:55 PM

All women are all three, it just depends who they are with.
My sister cant help it you dont know what your doing and she has to think about the color of the ceiling. Of course Im amazed it took you long enough for her to get that sentence out. Must have been a good day.

UNCG Panther Fan · 10-05-2008, 02:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by tattoorhino

All women are all three, it just depends who they are with.
My sister cant help it you dont know what your doing and she has to think about the color of the ceiling. Of course Im amazed it took you long enough for her to get that sentence out. Must have been a good day.

I'm disturbed you would know those kind of details about your sister...

10-04-2008, 11:14 AM	#1 (permalink)
2manytoys Starter League Vet Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Lets just say the banjo's stopped playin... Posts: 716 Rep Power: 167	The Difference What's the difference between a wife, a nymphomaniac, and a hooker? The nympho says, "You're done already?" The hooker says, "Are you done yet?" And the wife says, "Beige, I think I'll paint the ceiling beige."

10-04-2008, 01:34 PM	#2 (permalink)
LifeisaGarden Premium Member Forum Legend Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Candy Heaven Age: 30 Posts: 5,166 Rep Power: 999	Re: The Difference Well, what if you're all three? __________________ Clicky, Clicky

10-04-2008, 02:55 PM	#3 (permalink)
tattoorhino Premium Member Forum Legend Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: in my head.. Age: 37 Posts: 3,481 Rep Power: 821	Re: The Difference All women are all three, it just depends who they are with. My sister cant help it you dont know what your doing and she has to think about the color of the ceiling. Of course Im amazed it took you long enough for her to get that sentence out. Must have been a good day. __________________ Jesus loves atheists!, and I do too!

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