Jessica Simpson

Jangler · 12-06-2008, 06:58 AM

I wonder if she would dress up like a Kitty if she was dating a Panther?

Jangler · 12-06-2008, 07:01 AM

...couple more. And some extra.

HGG · 12-06-2008, 08:05 AM

Jessica Simpson's camel toe

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[ame]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5hd_ht_fh20[/ame]

Higher definition vid:
http://media.putfile.com/Jessica-Simpson-Camel-toe

If a hot woman comes out wearing something that tight that she knows is showing every indentation between her legs, there's no guy who isn't going to interpret that as "she's horny...I need to make a move."

Might as well be the human version of the monkeys with the swollen private parts. The guys know what it means, regardless of what they try to say!

Jangler · 01-26-2009, 10:38 AM

catfang · 01-26-2009, 10:50 AM

those jeans do absolutely nothing for me. they look like mom jeans.

nc_biscuit · 01-26-2009, 12:28 PM

Yeah, she looks fat in those pics.

bleys · 01-26-2009, 12:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by catfang

those jeans do absolutely nothing for me. they look like mom jeans.

I'd venture to say they are mom jeans, lol...

jdl · 01-26-2009, 04:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by nc_biscuit

Yeah, she looks fat in those pics.

wtf, she looks like she is pushing 200 in those pics. And who the hell dressed her, that outfit is horrible.

Davidson Deac II · 01-26-2009, 10:10 PM

Jessica Simpson

Quote:

Simpson was in Winston-Salem yesterday to perform last night as an opening act at Joel Coliseum for Rascal Flatts, one of the top acts in country music. Simpson has enjoyed considerable success as a pop singer, a reality TV star and most recently, a country singer. So given her level of celebrity, it is almost a given that she would dine at one of Winston-Salem's tonier restaurants.

So Carol Mimmer, 60, a waitress at Cloverdale Kitchen in Cloverdale Shopping Center, figured that something was up when four beautiful women, escorted by a man with a Blackberry glued to his ear, entered the just-folks restaurant at 12:45 yesterday afternoon.

Quote:

She did not order buffalo wings or tuna (Chicken of the Sea), each of which looms large in her fame.

Instead, Simpson ordered fried chicken -- "She was evidently not worried about her figure," Wimmer said-- and was, most important, a big tipper. But Wimmer declined to say how much. She didn't have dessert, though Wimmer tried to persuade her.

"She was nice, especially so," Wimmer said. "But I was surprised at how short she is. And everybody left her alone, although a couple of tables in the back called me back to ask who she was."

Jangler · 01-26-2009, 10:18 PM

^^^^ Damn it! I had my chance to convert her into a Panther fan. I'm about 4 miles away from there!!!

12-06-2008, 08:05 AM	#3
HGG Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 787 Pie Slices: 0 Given Pie 0 Times in 0 Posts Rep Power: 3	Jessica Simpson's camel toe : [ame]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5hd_ht_fh20[/ame] Higher definition vid: http://media.putfile.com/Jessica-Simpson-Camel-toe If a hot woman comes out wearing something that tight that she knows is showing every indentation between her legs, there's no guy who isn't going to interpret that as "she's horny...I need to make a move." Might as well be the human version of the monkeys with the swollen private parts. The guys know what it means, regardless of what they try to say! Last edited by HGG; 12-06-2008 at 08:37 AM.

01-26-2009, 10:38 AM	#4
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Jangler Cyber Stalking Hayden Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 17,374 Pie Slices: 140 Given Pie 52 Times in 47 Posts Rep Power: 47	^^^^ Damn it! I had my chance to convert her into a Panther fan. I'm about 4 miles away from there!!! __________________

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01-26-2009, 10:50 AM	#5
catfang Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2008 Age: 45 Posts: 2,443 Pie Slices: 13 Given Pie 2 Times in 2 Posts Rep Power: 8	those jeans do absolutely nothing for me. they look like mom jeans.

01-26-2009, 12:28 PM	#6
nc_biscuit Boob Czar Join Date: Nov 2008 Age: 36 Posts: 8,896 Pie Slices: 7 Given Pie 19 Times in 17 Posts Rep Power: 31	Yeah, she looks fat in those pics.