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2012 - A Season to Marvel

Sep 02 2012 08:44 AM Zod Carolina Panthers
Friends, Foes, Huddlers,,,

It is that time one again that I bring to you the State of the Panthers. After much introspection and meditation, I have come to a conclusion.

2011 will be Avenged.

Ron Rivera now in his second season as head coach has his philosophy in place. With emphasis on team play and a decrease of individualism, he has assembled his squad of heroes. Rivera is by nature a disciplinarian, but this one time grid-iron hero was known for his fury.

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Rivera expects nothing less than a playoff berth, anything else will be a failure.

Leading the offense we find a super soldier of sorts, Cam Newton. His physical abilities are far beyond anything we have seen on the football field. He can do things other QB's only dream of. Once doubted and belittled as a gimmick, he has since proven to be a true leader. In fact, you can call him Cap.

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Joining Newton on the offense is a player ready to take the next step. Ready to dominate all that block his path to greatness. A mammoth of a man, with blonde locks that flow like honey, no homo. Greg Olsen will have a huge season this year. Rivera recently has stated as much. He didn't throw the gauntlet. He dropped the hammer.

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The offense will be great. But this season they will have help from the defense. The biggest improvement will come from the linebacking corps. First round selection Luke Kuechly has the speed, brawn, and intelligence to become an All-Pro in this league. Kuechly has already dazzled us all preseason, and he is just getting warmed up. Although he resembles the man of Steel, I like to think he is made of iron.

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After a year hiatus, Jon Beason is rejoining the defense and will return to his pro bowl form. He looks more conditioned and in better shape than I have ever seen him. Beason is also one of the most intelligent and charismatic players in the NFL, but make him angry and you may see a whole other side of him. A side that makes opposing offenses crap their collective pants. Many of you call him Beast... but Hulk may be more fitting.

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Beason Smash.

Friends, I have crunched the numbers. I say to you now I have taken all things Carolina Panthers and have come to a conclusion. All signs point to a Marvel of a Season. Buy your tickets, secure your Lazyboy, fire up the grill and lets get it on. Ish is about to get real.

Record Prediction = 13-3

/drops microphone

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welp

shat myself
    • Zod PIE'd this
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To borrow a phrase from an old gunnery sergeant of mine, "That is just out-f@#king-standing!" :cam:
    • Zod PIE'd this
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Now photoshop the secondary as the legion of super pets.
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SZ James (banned)
Sep 02 2012 02:50 PM
Gee and here I thought I was hot sh*t when I got a note saying zod liked my post

Edit: ugggh
This is embarrassing but I screwed a chick that looks just like this

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This is embarrassing but I screwed a chick that looks just like this

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She had a penis, didn't she
How was I supposed to know?
In the 4+ years I have been here, this is the best thread ever. It left me wanting more. No. I am serious. I want more. There are 18 other starters. Come on Zod. Give up some of that Kitten time and finish this off for me!? Me me me.

Serioulsy, very cool job Zod. And by the way. I love 13-3. Nice touch.
I could literally give a shitty superhero for every panther player but I don't want anyone to know my shameful comic book secret......
I'd LOVE to see these blown up to super-sized banners and draped over the walls at BoA this season. That would be cool as heck!
I thought all of it was great, but when I got to the Beason pic...
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taking requests?

how about stewart as the juggernaut?
hahahahaha
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SZ James (banned)
Sep 02 2012 08:22 PM

I could literally give a shitty superhero for every panther player but I don't want anyone to know my shameful comic book secret......


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Yeah, the Olsen and Beason ones are particularly awesome.
i've already posted these all over facebook! GENIUS!

This should not only be promoted to an article, but should also be shown to the team.

I was thinking the same thing then scrolled one by one through the posts and saw you thought it too.
Zod, that was fuging great, best article I have read on the Huddle, ever.
Smitty could be Wolverine (not part of the Avengers per se, but he is a Marvel SH and one bad mother hugger).
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SZ James (banned)
Sep 02 2012 10:16 PM
DIIIBBBBBBBBBBBS
13-3 from Zod....

Whoa.
13-3 from the Huddles CEO that's been around the team the whole offseason? Hmmmmm, let's all hope so. Of course barring injuries.
Well there goes my bold prediction of 11-5. Also you single handedly destroyed my photohop thread. All hail mothafuging Zod.
Glorious thread is glorious
is hurney black widow?