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Listen up Seattle! You are now ON NOTICE!

Listen up Seattle! You are now ON NOTICE!

Friends, Huddlers, Carolinians, lend me your beers.

This week begins anew the NFL Season. A time in which our hearts and minds turn from beaches and bikinis to large sweaty men hitting one another on a field of plastic grass. A time when Sundays no longer mean mowing the lawn just to escape the horrors of our pathetic domesticated existence, if only for a moment.

I submit to you on this day that football is our liberation. This week, we take back our balls.

First up on our schedule and inevitable road to glory is the provincial town of Seattle. This suburb of Vancouver is best known for its god awful weather, foul coffee, and a music genre named after the stuff you clean out from betwixt your toes. While not discussing the intricacies of Twilight, Seattle residents are known to try their best to acclimate to American culture by watching our national past time, football.

This Sunday, the Seattle Seahawks fall victim to the Carolina Panthers and serve as a sacrifice to the gods of football. Their inferior cast of players, while heralded in the media, are nothing more than paper puppets pathetically perpetuating the practice of pomposity.

Men, look at their shiny unblemished exterior. I say beneath that vomit green veneer is weakness. Weakness is meant to be exploited.

And exploit it... we shall.

This season the Panthers have put together a group of individuals whose skills mesh into what will be known as the greatest team of all time.

The leader is a wise statesman who formulated the plan. Once a great player himself, he now provides the wisdom necessary to guide his team to victory.

On offense is a smooth talking snappy dresser whose grace on the field makes winning seem effortless. A man the ladies want and the men want to be. One might say he is the face of the franchise

On defense a leader has emerged whose gameplay seems both amazing and insane all at once. The way he throws himself at defenders forces some to wonder if he may be a slight bit crazy.

The muscle is provided by a man so angry and feared that he has become legend. Cross him, and your foolishness will be pitied.

Ladies and gentleman, while the Seahawks can be considered a B team, the Panthers are the A-Team.

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I love it when a plan comes together.

Panthers 24 - Seahawks 17


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PIE DAY IF WE WIN NEXT MONDAY. CAM YOU BEAUTIFUL MUTHA fugER GET THIS DONE.

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Got Dammit I love this time of the year. Luke you sexy ass fuger get it done as well!

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paper puppets pathetically perpetuating the practice of pomposity.

 

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The Regular Season has OFFICIALLY begun!!!!

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maybe one of the best "on notice" threads yet...

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Welp, I'm excited.

Thanks for making this week seem even longer Zod.

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Oh my god....an "on notice"?

Superbowl.

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WOW!!! I haven't seen one of these in a LONG time!!!

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Why couldn't it start today?!?!?!?!?  Why?!?!?!?  

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Panties = soaked.

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The Radar.

 

We are flying under it.

 

And next Sunday, the football world will know us.

 

They will know us as a team that lost all the close games LAST year.

 

They will know us as a team that learned from that, and got better, both mentally and with improved players.

 

They will know us as the team that beat the sportswriters darling, the Seahawks, and did not surprise themselves.

 

They will know as the team that caused wailing and gnashing of teeth in all of Washington state, Bristol Ct, and most certainly in Buffalo.

 

And how will they know us?

 

 

with fear.

 

As the great actor who played B..A, Barachus said (in another role)..."my prediction?   

 

 

 

Pain."

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Thank you Zod.

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Excellent. 2013 has begun.

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it's going to be a pretty close game. The Panthers defense keeps them in the game but the offense still has a bunch of kinks to work out, much like the opening bucs game last year. 

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Uh oh Seahawks what ya gonnna do

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Will Read Again.

 

It Would Be Nice If You Did This For All The Games.

 

Im more excited now than the carolina huddle before the season opener... seriously

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it's going to be a pretty close game. The Panthers defense keeps them in the game but the offense still has a bunch of kinks to work out, much like the opening bucs game last year.

I can guarantee you pilares won't lead us in rushing

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I can't wait for the day this fanbase quits talking about some under the radar...

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On Notice!

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Thank you Based Zod.

fixed.

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it's going to be a pretty close game. The Panthers defense keeps them in the game but the offense still has a bunch of kinks to work out, much like the opening bucs game last year.

I saw kinks yesterday watching a college football game I will not name. There will be no kinks on my football teams after that. Cams going to iron these out himself.

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ON NOTICE.................On NOTICE................Was it on notice when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? Nawwwwwwww!!!!!!and its On Notice NOW...................................Lets get them..............................YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

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The Seahawks and their fans, I do pity the fools. Actually, I don't feel any pity for them, but I absolutely do think they are fools.

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