We trade this year's, 2021's & 2022's firsts for number 1, & pick Derrick Brown. The Huddle goes berserk. Tepper (who was at the draft) hops on his plane, flying back to Charlotte in a rage. Cam & his family celebrates.
People get shook & Burrow starts falling down the board.
Then, while the dolphins are on the clock, Marty contacts the Chargers & works out a trade of this year's, 2021's, & 2022's second round pick for #6.
Rhule threatens to quit. Tepper arrives & yells "Marty you SOB!" Marty holds up one hand because he's on the phone with Cincy's GM.
Cincy's GM says, "Marty! I owe you a thank you! 3 #1s AND Joe Burrow!? Please let the Chargers screw this up!"
Marty says "The Chargers don't have the pick. I do..."
A string quartet runs in & plays a dramatic sting.
They work out a deal where we get all of our first rounders back, plus Cincy's best O lineman. Cincy picks Burrow & at #7 we pick Jerry Jeudy.
Marty is congratulated, & goes off to bang Jennifer Connelly.