Cam played like he dresses. A woman. And not just any woman... a feminists. Get this man a popeyes sandwich. That vegan Sh*t aint working.
Gerald McCoy- The Bucs made the right decision. Thanks for the slushies.
Tepper - My son tells me your company stinks!! You couldn't smooth a silk sheet if you had a hot date with a babe.... I lost my train of thought.
Luke - Thanks for not getting a concussion. We needed FIFTY tackles from you tonight. Not good enough.
Ray Ray - Nobody knew who you were 7 days ago. And now that we know... We wish we never knew you.
Eric Reid - The entire stadium will take a kneel every time you miss a tackle.
Ron Rivera - congratulations on holding the record for the most plays challenged, losing the most timeouts and not converting the most 4th and 1's in the history of the sport.
Christian - Stop scurring around like a little mongoose when its time to pass protect. You're embarrassing the white people.
Shout out to our secret weapon... Joey Sauerbrun Slye. He's out there dropping 3 pointers like Steph Curry.
O-line - By your powers combined, Cam is Captain Handicap
Norv - Here's a hypothetical: You have a 6'5 QB. This QB has the most rushing TD's of all time. You are at the 2 yard line. It is 4th and 1. You don't need a touchdown. You need One yard to give you 4 more chances at getting ONE yard to score a TD. What are you gonna do?
Thanks alot "Fancy Pants"