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christ people, we just drafted two defensive tackles.
in 2013.
it's only 2015. we are not drafting more defensive tackles next year, not high-round ones, not to replace star and kk. i don't understand how the which-one-of-them-is-sure-to-go?! clucking has spread so memetically around here in the past couple of months.
I've been wanting a couple backups in later rounds, along with someone to groom to take over for Kalil, but agreed. No reason it has to be higher round guys when likely it's not going to be a possibility. That, and the last time we drafted for need at DT before Star and Kawann we got McClain and Fua. Do you guys really want to relive that?
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Never half-ass two things. Whole-ass one thing.
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1) In QB Tom Brady's first game back from his suspension for under-inflated footballs, a pit to hell opens up at midfield and swallows him whole. Patriots head coach Bill Belichick, watching in horror as his longtime star QB is enveloped by flames, begins to repent his many sins right there the sideline. Unfortunately after his repentance, Belichick morphs into a strange half-duck half-raccoon type creature that suffers and dies on the field. Patriots fans are stunned. AFC East fans throw parades in their respective cities singing "Ding Dong the Witch is Dead" which is enjoyed by many through in depth media coverage.
2) As we all expected, Eagles head coach Chip Kelly turns out to be a closeted mime and starts calling plays from inside an invisible glass box. His players become confused and disoriented by the lack of leadership and start calling their own plays. Kelly, furious at his teams inability to understand his innovative way of calling plays, throws out an invisible rope to pull QB Sam Bradford off the field. Instead, he lassoes RB DeMarco Murray, dragging him around the field like a rag doll, shocking the Eagles fans into thinking he might suffer the same fate as Tom Brady and Bill Belichick did. At the post game press conference, Chip Kelly, now donning full mime makeup and attire, vanishes from behind the podium in a puff of white smoke. The Eagles go on to struggle the rest of the year, with Kelly's whereabouts still unknown.
3) After a close loss to the 49ers in the preseason, Texans fans burn down their stadium, killing all of the players. Still needing to fill those games on the schedule, Roger Goodell enacts emergency plan #432X, reinstating the Oilers franchise in the city of Houston. Filling the roster with street free-agents and unsigned rookies, QB Warren Moon decides to come out of retirement to lead the replacement franchise in a way that only old Warren Moon could. The team plays home in the still-standing Astrodome, bringing back memories from the early 90's. Moon actually performs quite well for a 58 year old man, beating the Jacksonville Jaguars twice.
4) QB Russell Wilson decides he'd rather play baseball after seeing a picture of Seahawks head coach Pete Carroll without his makeup on. Forced to start Marshawn Lynch's step-brother Farquan Blinch at QB, the Seahawks struggle to find a rhythm on offense but squeak a few wins out by giving Marshawn 694 carries. After a brutal season, Lynch retires at the most boring press conference ever, saying only two words: "No comment."
5) Unbeknownst to him through hidden audio recordings, Atlanta Falcons owner Arthur Blank is revealed to be a chronic bed-shitter. QB Matt Ryan, disgusted by the news, yells "Get the f**k off our field" to the embattled team owner during a heated practice. Blank responds by cutting Ryan mid-season after he undergoes extreme plastic surgery to tighten his butthole to prevent further bed-shitting incidents. The resourceful Blank saves the audio from his bed-shitting scandal, and pumps the sound into his stadium during home games. Opposing teams begin to sh!t themselves at the sounds. Despite this strategic advantage, the Falcons struggle without a QB while Matt Ryan signs with the Buffalo Bills, leading them to a Superbowl victory.
At least you put thought into this. ;)
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Lucky is an understatement. Panthers will be "lucky" to keep him in our organization much longer as I am sure he will start to get looks from other teams for better positions.
I'm hoping he gets moved up to assistant OC or whatever it is that's the next echelon of positions before eventually "replacing" Shula.
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Even if it's reduced, the stain is still on NE's "good" name...too many instances and complaints.
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As I'm a new Panthers fan for only 8 years, I don't have memory of "old" games, I would say the game in 2008 vs TB on MNF and the game we beat Brady with Luke's "illegal" touch and the game we beat SF at their home in 2013 season are my favorites.
The hysteria over that was such horseshit because I remember the Pats doing that very maneuver to Gonzalez earlier in the season.
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Been a fan of the Panthers since I started watching Football (4yrs ago).
Gotta ask....how in the world did you come across the Panthers all the way in Belgium?
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I'll be following this thread with interest.
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Ditto. IIRC, Aikman also left that game injured. Do remember Jerry Jones dissing our new stadium as "a college stadium"
and then head coach Barry Switzer slamming our offense as "vanila". Lot of satisfaction in drubbing them. They looked shell shocked when it was over.
That was a damned satisfying game for sure. Too damn bad we ran out of steam in GB.
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Remember the 2005 game against Detroit when they roughed up Jake in the final minutes and Chris Weinke came in and threw the game winning TD pass to Ricky Proehl?
that or the Bears game in I believe 2008 where Urlacher or someone like that hurt Jake and it pissed Jake and Hoover off and the whole team responded.
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Jax home game , Jake comes in at second half and saves the day. Of course Cam and the Cats beating the Cheatriots when the ref picked up the flag to end the game was great too.
They, Dallas, Pittsburgh, and New Orleans are so damn quick to throw fits about the officials...but never seem to understand they get far more calls than we do.
Ergo, they can rot of crotch aids and mono.
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Didn't we lose that game? Im confused on the answer and the pie
I took it as a karmic victory--after the incredible failure that was Jimmy Clausen, having tons of yardage in a debut game could arguably feel like a victory after the atrocities of the Todd Collins/Clausen Bears game or that horrible moment when he had negative thirty something yards going into the 4th quarter of a Saints game that year.
That said, this really was meant to be more of an actual victory thread.
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A couple years ago when we played the Rams was pretty sweet. My wife and I went to Disney World and there was some bitch ass Rams fan on the Huddle that lived in Florida.
I made a bet with him that if we won I'd get to punch him in the face one time, and if we lost he could do it to me. We both agreed publicly on here to the bet and that we would meet up, and then he was like jokes on you bro I'm an mma fighter and I was like I gives no fug dude I've been in fights with worse lets do this.
We won and needless to say he flaked out. Little bitch.
I actually remember reading that bet. Wondered what happened there, but that goes to show you how reliable the intranets are.
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the whole of 2013 will be memorable for me for a long time. i didnt start following the Panthers until literally Super Bowl weekend of 2003, so unfortunately i missed out on the drama of 2003. i still didnt know enough to really appreciate 2005 very much, so 2008 was my only other season to compare 2013 to. and frankly, aside from the MNF win in 08 where i watched it with my best friend at the time (who is a Bucs fan), 2013 was the most exciting season for me. though... its hard to beat an 8-game winning streak, beating the Patriots on national tv, beating the Saints in a torrent, and many other close games that season.
is there somewhere i can watch the whole game? i really want to experience this... haha
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MNF win against the Patriots in 2013
Very good answer--is it just Patriots hate that leads you to that choice, or?
(if so, I get it. making Brady pout is always a joy.)
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I'd like to be a stickler and ask for just one favorite victory from each contributor to this thread, but I honestly am having problems just choosing one.
As many here well know, the Bears '05 playoff win has great personal resonance for me.
For sort of the same reason, I take a lot of satisfaction in the home game against the Saints the year before last, where we won the division in the last 50 or so seconds with Steve hurt and Domenik Hixon catching the game-winner.
Of course, you can't forget X-Clown and the Rams double OT game...
I guess if I really had to choose one, as exciting as the Rams game was, beating the Saints for the division with just a few seconds left was damned awesome. The Rams game meant more at the time in terms of continuing the season, but there's never a bad day when the Panthers have more points than the Saints.
What say you, Huddle? What's your favorite win of the last two decades of Panther football, and why?
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BSPG, nobody can question your allegiance. You been here a long time. I can vouch for you and would stand beside you in a SF vs. Panthers bar fight.
We would get the hell beat out of us if you were depending on me...but I would be there.
My favorite Panther fandom personal story will always be the 05 Bears playoff game.
All I heard for weeks was about how our offense didn't do a damned thing against the Monsters of the Midway.
All 5'9, 175 of me was the only fan in the bar not going for Chicago.
Never been more proud to get yelled at and threatened as I walked out as I was that night.
Agent 89 may have had his best moment ever, that night.
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Maine, LilSmitty, Dex, and I all need to hit a bar in Charlotte all together, sometime, somehow.
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I used to say I was a Niners fan because Joe Montana and Rice were the best combo I'd ever seen...but I've come to realize I was more of a fan of that combo and those people than I was of the Niners.
And so, the Panthers came across when I was just starting out on my own and they just seemed to be a team to latch onto. Liked the colors, liked the defensive concept, and no one in this state gave much of a damn about them until they played the Niners.
This year I'm finally making it to Charlotte for a game...bought the ticket, am renting the hotel out of this check, and then I'm somehow saving up for the plane ticket. Can't wait. It'll be the weirdest experience of my life being around a stadium of Panthers fans...the closest I've ever come was a bar in Missoula, MT, where an entire group of Cats fans helped me take over a table to watch a Titans/Cats clash.
We promptly got our asses kicked, but that seems to be every Panthers/Titans game.
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That must've been one laborious task, my man.
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Still my favorite Panther ever.
Still wish he'd be more gracious about things.
Still acknowledging he wouldn't be Steve if he was.
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,,!,, Foulass
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Execution by firing squad?
They should get the Jeff Davidson/Matt Moore/Jimmy Clausen 2010 Panthers offensive performance seared into their brains, each and every one of the sonsofbitches, Clockwork Orange style.
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Each offense uses their own footballs at that point in time in the NFL. Colts footballs and Patriots footballs weren't mixed together. Rules been changed this off-season because of this scandal.
That Luke avatar is awesome.
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How the Panthers spend: Defensive tackles
in Carolina Panthers
Posted · Edited by bigskypanthersguy
Fua hijacked my spelling
I try not to remember that era or the Jimmy Clausen abortion. Since defensive tackles are my favorite position, I'm kind of biased towards at least competency and it's nice to have a couple bookends. I sure the hell don't miss Forever Useless Atrocity by any means!
I'd like to suggest playing around with the formatting of this post so it reads a little easier.