PizzaTheHutt

Matt Rhule was "The Special"

Frankie angel is "The Soup"

(Water my ass! Get this guy some pepto bismol!!!)

I hope he does enough in training camp and preseason to gain interest from other teams for a trade. Give him a fair shot with someone else, we don't need 3 on our roster 

Look at all of these rational, sound comments!!! Good job, Huddlers. Yall make me proud (sometimes) 

every time you said "feller" my JohnBoy and Billy PTSD came roaring back and I started reading it in their "Slingblade voice"

(dear God they're still doing that routine too...that movie came out in 1996)

my goodness I haven't seen this much poo karma since 2 girls 1 cup.

Now do Corral!

Ya lost me at Bret "Hitman" Hart. Never liked him. Great technical ability but stiff in all the wrong ways. Owen got all the personality in that family. 

We are trending upward and have national attention during the dead of off-season. All eyes are on us now for the first time since 2015. We absolutely cannot eff this pick up. There are enough coaching years and wisdom in our war room now to prevent this from happening. 

Hit on pick #1, given the state of the rest of the NFC South, and we become a dominant force for the next decade. 

TL/DR:

the man puts MAYONNAISE in his COFFEE

AND IT'S NOT DUKES 

I'm loving the moves. I would have been OK with Wilkes but I'm so excited and curious to see an actually offensive-oriented Panthers team. We know the D is going to be OK. If we can match that intensity and creativity on the offense and solve the QB dilemma, the NFC South is ours for the forseeable future.

Then again I've always been known to get high off of my own supply of hopium. 

A bidding war you say? 

If Wilkes was so good then why are no other teams taking him seriously as a head coaching candidate? 

Real Gs move in silence like lasagna 

PIZZATHEHUTT is in the QUEEN CITY!!! Here visiting family. Won't be at the game but bringing ALL the positive vibes I can while we watch. BEAT THE STEELERS AND SECURE THE BANK! I love all of you and wish you the Merriest of Christmases. 

Keep pounding! Let's take the South!!!

The Rains of Castamere starts playing in the background...