Carl Spackler

That building was fun to walk around in for one week in December of 2022. Other than that, it's been miserable since the day Tepper took over.

Walter Football has been around for close to 20 years. But yes.

The Press Conference Huddle

Maybe he'll be the rare one to make it a full season bc he's also named Dave?

Good luck, Dave -- you're almost guaranteed to be a free agent in 10 months

You've described 98% of the Huddle, on a good day

brown-nosed negotiator.

That's kinda where I am. I don't mind hiring Dan. It depends on what he does from here, and what he's allowed to do.

buddy you're literally going all-in on Bryce Young as the franchise QB, sit this one out

Absolutely. This was my first thought when I saw Dan was hired. Do most people hate it? Then it might be good. Do most people love it? It’s guaranteed failure.

Glad for him, absolutely deserves it.

10 months from now

Well if TPS said it then it has to be true, TPS is far more valid than PFF (except when Bryce has a bottom-5 offensive rating; they're the gospel those weeks)

I’ve met Bryce, too. And if this trend continues, he and Brown will get traded and then have monster years with their new teams.

Speaking as a fan of both players since before they were drafted here, the only metric by which Brown is better than Burns is one called Personal Bias. My biggest fan is back!

The type of guy who gets penalized 0 times if he's a Green Bay Packer

Name aside, Jaycee Horn was meant for the Hornets.

I don't think you get to 2-15 with Reich.

Derrick Brown is one of my favorite players and I met him last year. He's absolutely getting traded Met CMC in 2021 -> traded in 2022 Met DJ Moore in 2022 -> traded in 2023 Met Derrick Brown in 2023 -> we know how this works god damn it

not all heroes wear capes

There's always next January to try again

Haslam wasn’t trading away future firsts. Haslam’s key was picking top-5 for almost a decade. Tepper’s impatience will have him handing away top-5 picks every year.

I was at that game. Weinke threw about 65 passes that day and was picked off twice. He was booed off the field in the fourth quarter.

Michael Penix? More like Bryce Youngix!

The receivers were excellent three years ago. The offensive line was passable. The coaching was trash. Doesn’t seem the same.