Stumpy

Gotta go Rallo...

Put that poo directly in my veins!

He was definitely thinking about hitting something...

Pyotr gonna notch a fight, an assist and a shutout... Call it the Kucci Rat Trick!

No luck with goals so far. How bout a shutout!?@

Kucci is a gunslinger. Think Jake Delhomme in a Jason mask... He'll make diving saves and stretch passes that have you shaking your head asking, "Holy sh!t how the hell did you do that?!?" He'll also, generally, have at least one play a game (see: attempting a full speed poke check at center ice) that'll leave you shaking your head, screaming, "Holy sh!t why the hell did you do that?!? If the poke worked, and he hit a streaking Jarvis on a breakout, it would've been ESPN Top 10 the rest of the year. As it is, it'll probably headline the Not Top 10

RBA on the poke check: "I love the attitude! It might not have worked out this time. But, that aggressiveness is what makes him so good!"

I lost 3 different parlays this game alone. If you can't handle gambling, then don't.

Imagine wishing a career ending injury on a player on your own team over a play that didn't even affect the outcome of the game. Go fug a goat!

It might be time to take a break dude.

Svech just saved the game!

Kucci is batshit insane, but I love him! Gotta take the good with the headscratchingly bad.

Lol Vancouver is good. Freddie sprained his weiner because it inverted inside himself at the thought of playing them.

Definitely offsides. How badly will the refs feelings be hurt for being questioned?

Wtf mate?

If the goalie never makes it to the bench, is it still an empty netter? Asking for a friend...

Da Gawd!

Kudos to Rod Popeil! That Rob/KK/Neckass line was cooking the Flames tonight!