TylerDurden

I’ve learned my lesson. I’m always pulling for him to figure it out, but until he strings these games together, I’m not getting too high. For the sake of the season, I definitely hope he does, but we still need to bring in comp this offseason regardless.

Dammit Arizona.

We need to force a turnover.

We literally try to limit Bryce and run clock and Bryce can’t even do that right. Anytime a drive requires a pass, you may as well pack your poo up and punt it.

Welp, that’s the momentum completely shifted. We lost, thanks Bryce.

Touché, just looked like a clusterfug in real-time and I’m going off the standard the refs have set on our runs. If we get outside, it’s a hold.

But that blocker tackling one of our guys isn’t a hold to spring the run outside. fug you refs.

And he actually walks into them. We have zero fuging margin for error and not because it’s the Rams, it’s every fuging Sunday. Like Brees just said, you can’t take a fuging sack there and Bryce does, AGAIN, just like he did to kill the last drive of the first half. And it’s what I keep saying - he’ll dirt a fuging ball to a receiver when a play is there or chuck it out of their reach and waste a down, but when he is being pressured and should throw it away or dirt it, he eats a sack, throws a pick, or fumbles. poo is maddening.

Pussified call because Bryce is fuging ass.

74 got his ass whooped.

I’m about to cream my pants with this run game.

Chuba’s one step cut is orgasmic today.

Was that Verse that was walking to the locker room?

Chuba is fuging back. He looks super explosive!

I was purposely embellishing. I don’t exaggerate when I say I tell my kids how proud I am of them everyday. the point of that metaphor was that his fans want people to thank him for doing poo he’s SUPPOSED TO DO. . That is fuging ridiculous. To further the point, it would be like my kids thanking me for not “going out to get the milk,” sticking around and taking care of them. A good father doesn’t need to be thanked for that. We do it. And again, to be clear, not a single day goes by that I don’t tell my kids how much I love them and how proud of them I am and of all they do.

Adulting is harder. They’re gonna graduate middle school because they have to. This guy wants people to pat Brycey Poo on his back for making replacement level throws.

You sound like you love bad QBs.

That guy thanks the doctor for his prostate exam.

No, I didn’t. At this point, me congratulating Bryce for completing an NFL level pass is like congratulating my children for graduating middle school.

He almost pissed me off with that 3rd down call. 4th down fixed it. Beautiful set up. again, on the radio broadcast, Luke and Jake kept pointing out that the play calls are fantastic, they said without saying his name, that Bryce is the one fuging them up.

Great fuging play by Coker.

About fuging time Bryce, you piece of poo.

Yeah, I don’t disagree it’s bad clock management, I said as much as we burned that time… but then like a slap in the face, Bryce fugs up an easy scramble drill, then sacks himself the next play. You can’t make this poo up. I just don’t think we would’ve been able to hand it off the rest of the half with the hope of getting into scoring range… as bad as Bryce is, we have to be able to pass to keep them honest, and this asshole can’t do the most basic poo to keep drives alive.

Came out and ran 3 straight times. Even built in an RPO with an orbit style motion to Horn and the Rams sold out for the run and Bryce didn’t throw it. This is fuging embarrassing.