Chaos

Goodell should've dug his keys into the side of Brady's pretty little supped up four wheel drive, carved his name into the leather seats.

Took a Louisville slugger to both headlights, slashed a hole in all four tires. Then maybe next time he'd think before he cheats.

Setting up a 2 on 2 basketball game, Josh and Bene vs me and Panthro.

How about a bowling competition, or ping pong? I don't even want to think about "bull in the China shop" Panthro setting a brick wall screen on our starting DB's for God's sake.

Shouldn't SCP be watching film?!!!!??

It's day 1 of rookie camp. He should know everything in the playbook and look flawless on the field.

This guy gets it.

In sure he'll be suspended for the first half of a preseason game. And that's harsh.

This is why part of me hates this time of year with guys stepping back on the field for the first time. Stay healthy boys.

As far as how Funchess looks while he plays....

it reminds me a bit of this guy.

No, I am not saying he is the next TO. But the way he moves and his athleticism is similar.

The way I'm hearing TE body that is a WR, how do you think he compares to Marques Colston?

renob

This is bullshit. His smile is way too genuine for this to be true, not buying it, sorry.

10 game suspension incoming

Groped her person?? I'm over here counting my lucky stars of all the times I could have been sued but dodged the bullet.

Brady was "generally" aware?  What kind of poo is that?

Internets 101: Never Read the Comments

I wish the population of the world who pollute the internet with their rants and idiocy on cnn, facebook, etc, would all gather in one place and spontaneously combust.  Make that one place New Orleans and I couldn't be any happier.

@MortReport: Cam Newton unable to walk, possibly related to truck accident last fall. Who will quarterback #Panthers in 2015?

Since most of the Redskins fans don't have internets, someone tell those jagoffs that Dallas stopped giving a fug about them awhile ago.

Good thing I decided to pick up my Delhomme jersey after tossing it in a rain soaked gutter one cold January night many years ago.

Nameplate conversion incoming

Double Penetration

Just when i thought you couldn't say anything dumber, you go and post something like this.

And totally redeem yourself!

Would have rather drafted OJ Mayo.

Praise Dave. He doesn't have a crystal ball, no GM can guarantee that a guy will pan out to his full potential, but he's picking guys that will fit our style of play, not just reaching for someone because of his name. People raising hell over our draft so far should gtfo.

Beer is cool. Bath salts, not so much.

"We're takin over the epicenter boyz!"

If they want to feel like they're at home, they should take over Franklin street in Gastonia.

That moment you wake up after going to bed with the Dubs down 20 and you DVR the game but it's ruined by a sportscenter alert on your phone in the morning.

Sorry Chaos.

I still have no idea what happened. Decided not to DVR as I got about to the 8 minute mark of the 4th and gave up. Was awakened at 2AM by a sick child. After cleaning carpets for an hour, decided to browse the huddle.

Massive facepalm

Dare I go to bed with a quarter to go and GS down 20? Yeah, but I'll set the DVR just in case something crazy happens.

Montsta, what's up with your dubs tonight? AD killing em, should be a Hornet too.

i really thought he'd get a slap on the wrist for this. like missing week one and a fine.

can the suspension be appealed though? i imagine the NFLPA is flipping poo right now.

I mean, he was found guilty