Corona Virus

[cookinbrak]

8 minutes ago, 4Corners said:

Look for a new job once this crap blows over 

Not sure this will ever blow over. And right now, we don't do our jobs, we just make sure the old people are OK and get food and supplies.

[Cam's New Arm]

2 hours ago, raz said:

i see no kung fu in your plot.  it needs a lot more kung fu before i'm watching it

In my plot, everyone is already dead and there is no need for king fu. See the simplicity in it all?

[Brooklyn 3.0]

2 hours ago, Cam's New Arm said:

If I was writing a Chinese propaganda war movie, I'd say China released this on it's own people, knowing it would spread around the world, weakening every chain in the armor of a nation. Waiting for the perfect time to strike.

This though, would never happen..

@PhillyB

[Wes21]

55 minutes ago, Cam's New Arm said:

In my plot, everyone is already dead and there is no need for king fu. See the simplicity in it all?

You have mastered the art of leaving the audience wanting more

[SmokinwithWilly]

4 hours ago, Devil Doc said:

ok, fine. Liquor Stores open for 1 Hour at 8am, and 3 pm. 

So would it be morally responsible to start making moonshine?

[Ja Rhule]

Multiple Lowe’s employees tested positive for Corona including Northlake and Ballantyne stores.

[motocross_cat]

34 minutes ago, Ja Rhule said:

Multiple Lowe’s employees tested positive for Corona including Northlake and Ballantyne stores.

This is sorta like being tied to a pillar and watching the title wave get closer.

It's going to be a rough month I think.  Keep your wits about you.

[philit99]

5 hours ago, raz said:

i see no kung fu in your plot.  it needs a lot more kung fu before i'm watching it

Chuck Norris got Covid-19 and it died on a ventilator.

[Shocker]

33 minutes ago, philit99 said:

Chuck Norris got Covid-19 and it died on a ventilator.

I think you mean that COVID-19 contracted Chuck Norris

Apparently Chuck Norris tears cure the Corona Virus.  Too bad he has never cried

Edited April 1, 2020 by Shocker

[jfra78]

8 hours ago, philit99 said:

Chuck Norris got Covid-19 and it died on a ventilator.

I misread this and immediately did a google search, he is not dead

[philit99]

29 minutes ago, jfra78 said:

I misread this and immediately did a google search, he is not dead

Death is afraid of Chuck Norris.

[Wes21]

36 minutes ago, jfra78 said:

I misread this and immediately did a google search, he is not dead

When Google doesn't know something, it asks Chuck Norris

[NanuqoftheNorth]

 

 

[jfra78]

15 minutes ago, NanuqoftheNorth said:

 

 

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