Best bidets on the market.

[kungfoodude]

5 minutes ago, Manna said:

I just hop into the shower after I've done my business. 

This sounds like a professional opinion.

[therealmjl]

How does this thread survive but some jerk mod closed my “Panthers sign WR Placico Burress” thread this morning

[kungfoodude]

3 minutes ago, therealmjl said:

How does this thread survive but some jerk mod closed my “Panthers sign WR Placico Burress” thread this morning

Listen....don't come in here unless you are talking poo.

[stirs]

8 minutes ago, kungfoodude said:

Listen....don't come in here unless you are talking poo.

and ways to clean it up

[Peon Awesome]

3 hours ago, Dilla said:

If you are looking for something easy to install and cheap.

https://www.amazon.com/Bidet-Non-Electric-Mechanical-Attachment-Self-Cleaning/dp/B00P2XZDGG/ref=mp_s_a_1_1_sspa?dchild=1&keywords=luxe+bidet+neo+185&qid=1617317682&sprefix=luxe&sr=8-1-spons&psc=1&spLa=ZW5jcnlwdGVkUXVhbGlmaWVyPUEzVlVCSU5BOThHRUlaJmVuY3J5cHRlZElkPUEwMTM2ODQwM0VCT1E5QzVMRzJIJmVuY3J5cHRlZEFkSWQ9QTA3ODE1NTBGRlZVMjVNM0dJUUImd2lkZ2V0TmFtZT1zcF9waG9uZV9zZWFyY2hfYXRmJmFjdGlvbj1jbGlja1JlZGlyZWN0JmRvTm90TG9nQ2xpY2s9dHJ1ZQ==

 

Has done its job for me fine.

I've got a Luxe myself (120) and have been happy with it. Of course I have nothing to compare it to but it gets the job done and it's affordable. Thinking about getting a 2nd one for my guest bathroom.

[Popsickle]

3 hours ago, Basbear said:

Two inches wide for a butthole seems...large, very large.

[PantherFanInPhilly]

I've really wanted to get a bidet recently because I feel like I'm living like a caveman for no reason but I know my two toddlers would never leave it alone if I got one. 

[Mother Grabber]

[kungfoodude]

6 hours ago, Mother Grabber said:

Hot or cold water, tho?

[Hotsauce]

I bought the $300 Toto Washlet seat from Costco about 4 months ago. It changed my life, and I mean that.  You’ll be grossed out/weirded out for the first couple times, but once your used to it, you’ll wonder how this wasn’t in your life before.

it has a wireless remote, heated seat, heated water, self cleaning wand, a front sprayer for ladies, and customizable options.  The heated seat converted me to a “sit down to pee guy” at night time, because it’s so warm and inviting.

 
In all seriousness it was the best thing I could have done for myself (I’m in my late 30’s). No more wiping, and wiping, and wiping, and wiping, and wiping, and wiping, and wiping, and wiping until giving up and accepting there will be a small % of dooty remaining. Now when I am done pooping, I turn it on, and let it oscillate warm water on my rectum for about 30 seconds, then 1 sheet of TP is all you need, which just drys you off and confirms no dooty. Also it’s perfect if you need a quick refresh after working out, or if you just have swamp ass. Also, wife uses it after we smash because it apparently does a good job washing it off...
 

The biggest challenge for anyone to face is $300 and an electric outlet. Also it was fairly easy to install on an existing toilet. There are higher end models that blow dry you when it’s finished, but I don’t see the need for that. 
 

Like I said, it changed my life and I mean that and I would highly recommend it for everyone. 
 

https://www.costco.com/toto-washlet-bidet-seat.product.100522422.html

 

[Mother Grabber]

38 minutes ago, kungfoodude said:

Hot or cold water, tho?

hey, whatever you’re in the mood for. if you gots butt squirts, a nice cool wash will soothe the burn. other times you may want a hot bath to tighten things up. flexibility is the key!

also, you can put on the pulsating massage for extra cleansing and pleasure, what more could an anus want?

[Hotsauce]

The time is now....

 

https://apple.news/A0G-pFvoYTfyrErQBGiuxng
 

Some Toilet Paper Is About to Get More Expensive: Here's Why and What to Know

Kimberly-Clark — the maker of Scott, Cottonelle and Viva — will begin to increase prices on some of its products by mid-to-high single-digit percentages later this year

[Khyber53]

If this thread doesn't bring SCP out of hiding, then nothing will.

I miss his posts/rants.

[YourLastThought]

11 hours ago, therealmjl said:

How does this thread survive but some jerk mod closed my “Panthers sign WR Placico Burress” thread this morning

I think your operative word here is "Jerk Mod". You probably don't agree with one of their political opinions hence they remove some of your crap. It works that way around here if you haven't noticed. Case in point,see a couple of the tinder box mafia boys and watch them abuse other members here in posts yet watch their posts never be deleted or them never banned. Site is good for news but the Mods aren't too kosher or good for that matter. 

But what the heck? Plexico Burress? I don't get the joke behind that one so I hate I missed it.