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Just ran into Jaycee Horn


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34 minutes ago, Riverboat Ron said:

I saw Jaycee Horn at a grocery store in Uptown yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.
He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”
I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to scooter out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying.
The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.
When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.

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43 minutes ago, Riverboat Ron said:

I saw Jaycee Horn at a grocery store in Uptown yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.
He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”
I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to scooter out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying.
The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.
When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.

Wow Jaycee and Sean Payton must be the same person. I read this same story about Payton on this board, a few years ago. Identical. Copy pasta 

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1 hour ago, TheBigKat said:

i am terrified now of breaking my foot cause there's no way my fat ass can hobble in that knee scooter 

I can tell you from personal experience that they don't go well when pounding rum and cokes.

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1 hour ago, Smithers said:

BigKat was simply making a door dash delivery 

 

jk bro

Horn: hol up bro this does not look like a full order of fries and I ordered a dozen wings not eight and half

BigKat: Uh yeah Uh I don’t know man 

 

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