Kraken?

[BBQ&Beer]

Well op, unless you give happy endings in a South Beach massage parlor, you don't get to call yourself the phinisher.

[SIGCHI222]

I didn't know the Dolphins had fins.

 

I kind of fixed it for you........................, I couldn't resist.  Fans, fins?  Get it?

 

 

 

...................................................................................................................................aw go to hell.

[SIGCHI222]

man, your guys could even have their own theme song already done. HOW COOL!!!!!!

 

 

you gotta have friends.

 

Oh no, you didn't....I'll up you this...

 

http://youtu.be/eqB36FsglEE

 

[PhillyB]

he can form a butthurt club with lendale white and chris johnson

[L-TownCat]

Wow, is this real life?

I swear I thought someone bumped an old thread or something.

This just happened didn't it?

[SIGCHI222]

Wow, is this real life?

I swear I thought someone bumped an old thread or something.

This just happened didn't it?

 

Life imitating art? 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Someone quote some Ayn Rand to give this post some fake street cred..

 

[YourMomsLover]

Idk Dion Jordan is looking pretty good...

[ItsNotGonnaBeAlright]

Wow, is this real life?

I swear I thought someone bumped an old thread or something.

This just happened didn't it?

 

In times like this, it's important to remember what this is all about.

[Jakob]

I didn't know this was a Miami forum.

[YourMomsLover]

Neg rep to smack???

[FattyFatFat]

Didn't your asshat rb fumble on his first play as a dolphin?

[YourMomsLover]

Fun fact...Jordan is the highest drafted Duck since Joey Harrington in 2002.

And fug the Dolphins

[bigskypanthersguy]

joey harrington was a duck?  oh dear christ.  who do i pity more, miami fans or lions fans?  bleh.

[RelaxImaPro]

Wake has only had 2 seasons where he racked up 10+ sacks (albeit very good seasons), so at least get the stats right about your boy if you're going to come to another team's message board to pump him up while questioning a player of said message board's team.

 

Now for a random irrelevant stat... Greg Hardy had more deflected passes in 2011 than Wake has had in his entire illustrious career. ;)