Here's some more bad news: when the economy craters, enrollment tends to increase at universities. So if the country makes it through this latest massive failure of conservatism as we seem to get to have fun with every decade, colleges and universities will probably be on the receiving end of plenty of tuition and fees. Sadly some of them will probably be used to de-program 18 year olds whose opinions and worldview were shaped entirely by their dads yelling at Nancy Pelosi on Fox News from his La-Z-Boy.
Very funny guys, this hoax to destroy the President has been fun but don't you think you're taking it a bit too far.
e: Athletic departments tend to be receipt funded. Faculty/staff aka the people that you hope will be hurt by this because, as a conservative, you're required to hate academia and wish harm upon the intelligentsia of our society are generally paid from a different fund.