MRenshaw

With a serviceable QB, a good or great coach can turn it around within two or three years. With a historically horrible QB? That's like trying to sprint uphill with a F-150 chained to your waist. This is why I reserve my judgement on Canales. He might be a good or great coach, or he may be a bad coach, but we just can't know with Bryce at QB, which is also why I think Reich deserves a reassessment on his brief stint here, but that's water under the bridge. Going forward, it'd be insanely stupid to allow Bryce to kill yet another coach so soon after Reich. Then again, this organization under Tepper has proven anything but sane and competent. Case in point, they traded the farm to draft a midget with a noodle arm to be the QB.

PFF is a gambling outfit designed to sway the sports betting market, so working for PFF isn't exactly a badge of honor that he thinks it is. Even if he did 'work' for PFF, it wouldn't surprise me that he was in charge of dispensing urinal cakes at the office building that PFF happened to operate out of, because his takes on Bryce are just so stupid that not even PFF would hire such a nincompoop. Everything he says is either a word salad or complete and utter garbage.

Maybe Canales is playing 3D chess. He's trying to show to the FO why picking up Bryce's 5th year option ain't a good idea.

So, tell me, what do your fancy QB metric and algorithm say about Bryce as of late?

Yes, he did really have only 22 yards at the half, which is the 4th lowest amount of passing yards at the half in the history of the NFL, according to Gemini.

@AceBoogie, where you at? Come defend your quarterback!

Tommy DeVito, any walk-on over 6 foot and scores very poorly on S2.

Mid-range backup? He's a 3rd to 4th stringer on the practice squad, at best.

This is what's been bugging me to no end since day one. His basic mechanics and footwork suck historic ass. You'd think he would try his hardest to drop back more so he could see over the line, but no. The only two explanations I have are: 1) his arm strength and accuracy are so limited that if he dropped back further, he'd be out of range of our receivers and/or couldn't guarantee an accurate ball; 2) His actual football IQ is so low that when he's processing the field, he forgets to drop back deeper. Kind of like a ginger cat, can do only one thing at a time due to limited brain cells.

A broken clock is right twice a day. Even Rudy Ruettiger recorded a sack.

If that?

Bryce is the only QB in my memory whose ball spins so slowly that you can literally count the rotations of the white stripes on the ball.

Bryce is the only QB in my memory whose ball spins so slowly that you can literally count the rotations of the white stripes on the ball.

According to Google Gemini, this is the 4th least passing yards at the half since records began. Where are them Bryce nut huggers at?

Ding ding ding ding ding!