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BYDF….ASSEMBLE!!

Am I getting this correct? Writes that Tet didn’t do enough and cites BTJ as the example of why while also acknowledging that BTJ poo the bed this year so rookie numbers aren’t indicative of career moving forward? The guy comes across as arguing with himself.

It’s the small things too like refusing to tap toes on sideline catches. Every WR since pop warner gets taught that and does it on instinct and muscle memory. Except XL, who catches (lol) sideline passes with a massive step out of bounds instead of a dragged toe. Like every time too.

I’ll be god damned if I sit idly by while you besmirch the good name of Mark Sanchez. Women want him. Men want to be him. Elderly delivery drivers mace him and stab him.

After his prime time national TV performances this year, no one is “bringing in” Malik Willis to kick the tires for a season IMO. He is going to secure the bag on a 4+ year deal from somebody that likes what they’ve seen and thinks he is there long term solution. Whether that is us or not (it isn’t us) remains to be seen, but it won’t be someone seeing if he can battle their existing QB for a spot. He will be brought in as THE guy. My guess is by someone that gets a new coach over the next few months.

This might be the most unrelatable thing I’ve ever read on the internet.

I mean we had a losing season. Not much to regress. The only reason anyone is even still talking about us is because our entire division poo the bed this year without producing a single decent team.

If there are 9 schedules out there next year that are harder than ours, good fuging luck to them because we have one mediocre season in ten years and the NFL has us playing a murderer’s row lineup here.

I mean I love the enthusiasm and I am on the ABB (anyone but Bryce) train, but 13 wins would be wild. Healthy O-line, a more polished Coker, year 2 McMillan, stepped up defense. I suppose it’s possible.

Waiter? I’ll have what he’s having please. ☝

fuging brass balls Tepper. It takes magnificent nuts to proudly show off a losing record that backfired our way into the playoffs watching two division rivals be the least shitty. I mean, I’ll take it but it’s not exactly a season to hang a banner up with, yet, IMO.

If the team store has the balls to print out NFCS Champ shirts I’m gonna laugh my fuging ass off.

Raheem Morris is the only coach in like a decade to get the Panthers into the playoffs and they fired him for it. Best coach we have had around here since John Fox. What a shame.

Shitty AI slop can’t even properly make the Lombardi trophy bigger than Bryce like it should be. We have a ways to go still!

There you go!!! I know I’m a negative Nancy all the time because this organization is trash but anything can happen in the playoffs. Let this team become a trivia answer one day as the worst team to ever win a Super Bowl.

I mean Mike Jackson was a complete fuging idiot on that play. Baker Mayfield just scrambled for an easy first and MJ was talking poo in his face like he had done something. You did nothing Mike Jackson, sit the fug down and shut the fug up.

I would take Bryce Young’s cousin over Bryce Young, and I think he does HVAC.

It seems that way because he has games where he throws the ball 15 times and only yields 54 yards from it. Thats 3.6 yards per completion. Hard to get picked off when you are throwing the ball from the pocket to your offensive line. Not a lot of defenders to pick it off in that area typically.

Can someone explain why Bryce showed up in a WNBA hockey jersey?

I mean Bryce sucks and other teams game plan extensively around the fact that Bryce sucks. So while it sounds like bias, yes, the run game sucks because of Bryce and when it works it works IN SPITE of Bryce.

When the talking heads after a game bring up officiating then you know it’s really really bad. They have their checks signed by companies who take every single marching order from the NFL and go out of their way to not criticize officiating. So when the post game guys talk about it you know it’s just egregious.

Sorry if you are offended by it. When I say retarded it has absolutely zero to do with anyone with any kind of mental or intellectual disability. I tell people they are retarded when they do something fuging retarded like really unexplainable stupid. In fact, intellectually disabled people can’t be retarded imo because they don’t have the capacity to understand something and do something stupid anyway. They just do what they do. So I’ll apologize again and say sorry if you’re offended but my meaning has nothing to do with anyone disabled. Regardless, I know I use the word cavalierly but I can’t help it I am an 80’s baby and I grew up with this word in my lexicon and it doesn’t just stop because society decided I can’t say it anymore. But it’s not out of malice I promise. But I’ll try to be better for your sake.

Don’t forget that Tugg Speedman thought Simple Jack was a good idea too.

Not a good look to have your boss walking like that after the most important performance of your career.

That’s a fair take