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I don’t know if we scored 36 points combined in all of BY’s games.

We were pretty deep surprisingly.

$4880. Couldn’t find better than +205. Was tempted to buy points and have Panthers -7 for BIG money, but I bitched out. Scared money don’t make money brother!

I added the patches myself bruh. And yeah the jerseys are all authentic. I put my nuts on the line trying to pump up the huddle and you just trying to dull my shine. Unfortunately for you the jerseys are all 100% authentic and bought from Panthers.com and NFLShop.com exclusively. Keep trying though and do you king.

No they definitely aren’t the best but if the defense can keep this lead and Canales doesn’t play limp dick ball in the second half your boy going out to Nobu tonight!

1600 pays out 4880 for straight panthers win fug these haters

All my jerseys come from panthers.com or nfl shop bruh. No knockoffs here, do better

Went to Tao and had a fantastic meal. The Old Fashioned with Japanese Whiskey was fuego. Chilean Sea Bass skewers were out of this world. Bought tickets to see the Eagles at the sphere. The boys are getting old but the Eagles always sound like the Eagles and it was a great show. Joe Walsh can barely form a coherent sentence but dude still kills a Stratocaster. It is crazy to me how much Deacon Frey looks like his dad Glenn. Fast forward to leaving the concert and Venetian has that NFL 2-Minute machine too. Played again, won $75 this time. Still winning! Panthers were only +205 at Yahoo Sportsbook at Venetian. I am going over to the one by Paris to meet my mom for breakfast and I am dropping the money there. Let’s fuging go!!

Yeah you got that fug you money sitting down there. I’m in section 320. But you will see me and hear me brother. Are you going with your two boys or are they too grown for trips with dad now?

Legendary is right. Years from now when the confetti falls on our first Super Bowl victory you will look back at this thread as the catalyst that changed everything. Let’s fuging go!

If I don’t have $1600 riding on the game tomorrow, my energy as a fan for this garbage team will be severely lacking. But with money on it, I will bring energy the likes of which these desert pirates have never seen. Totally worth it brother. Besides, I can always make more money!

This might be the way. She had her eyes on some new boots. Maybe I treat dinner, buy her the boots, drop the rest on our boys. You should be a financial planner.

We will look back at this post as the turning point for this franchise. In my hotel room drinking several crown and cokes watching Predator on BBC America before I go out to dinner and drop the wager. I haven’t been this pumped about this team for years. I ain’t got time to bleed.

It showed video clips of team highlights. It was really grasping at straws for our boys. I may or may not have seen the Dante Wesley illegal special teams hit on there. I swear I saw it, but again, drinking.

It was at Resorts World and was called NFL 2 minute or something like that. It defaulted to Raiders and I lost like $200 before my wife realized you could switch the theme to your favorite team. As soon as I switched to Carolina I hit big time.

At the end of the day, I make good money and am financially retarded. I drop money on stupid poo and if I had more sense I’d be a millionaire. So it’s not like $1600 is nothing to me, but I’ll recover. Besides, the red rocket will reinvigorate the team and upset the Las Vegas cotton headed ninny muggins lame ass pirates. Like how the fug do you have a fuging pirate-themed team in the middle of the fuging desert? Super lame. Lets see what kind of odds I get and I will report back. The real question is do I rock the Kuechly jersey or the TD jersey? You guys tell me. I promise you will see me on TV at some point…

Most appropriate gif. This is how I am going to feel running in there to place my bet!!

About to head over to Tao for dinner with my wife. Let’s see what the Venetian sportsbook has for odds for us tomorrow…

I’ll settle for watchable.

Man look at the way Cam carried himself. I sure miss that man.

I’m out here!

I have let go and it has literally changed my life for the better. My Sundays used to revolve around Panthers games. If they lost, my wife wouldn’t want to be around me because I was a miserable fug. After they completely botched Cam’s career I kind of checked out. Like I love the Panthers and will always be a fan, but I can watch game recaps if I am busy or stream on my phone while doing something and halfway pay attention. My mental health has never been in a better place.

This is purely to evaluate the rest of the talent on the team. Now they can see if the billion dollar oline is as bad as advertised or if it’s BY. If the young receivers are as bad as advertised or is it BY. That kind of thing.

There was another 5’10” 200 lb Heisman QB that only started 8 games over two seasons. Johnny Manziel. But given the cost to acquire him, Bryce Young is BY FAR the bigger bust. Looking forward to the 30for30 in 10 years.

For the love of god put this on a helmet this is priceless.