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I don’t know if I’d enjoy the embarrassment that would happen against the Seahawks or 49ers in a playoff game. That also gets us several spots lower for the draft and a coach that can say he got us to the playoffs. I don’t know how I feel about that. Anything is possible in the playoffs and the thought of an 8-9 Carolina team somehow winning the Super Bowl and pissing off the world is VERY enticing to me so I am conflicted. I’m also a battered wife with this shitty team and can’t quit them no matter how much I try.

I told my wife if I die please have Bryce Young as a pallbearer so he can let me down one last time.

Bro, we don’t need to see eye to eye on everything and I come from a place of respect, but are we gonna trot out final stat lines like he didn’t get 150 of those yards when the game was over? He needs to have games where he has 50 passing yards EACH DRIVE, not 10, 7, 0, 0, 7, 8, 50, 70, 80.

It’s like the cherry-picked weird stats they throw up to try and make Bryce look good. “11 of his 14 wins have been game winning drives in the fourth quarter.” This subterfuge is trotted out like a sort of indicator of some indescribable moxy that Bryce has to get it done. It completely forgets that 14 wins in three years means an average of less than 5 wins per year. It also forgets that because BY is trash, even when we do win, we are behind at the end of the game mostly because of BY’s inability to be an actual NFL QB. Today solidified it for me. BY needs to get dropped. DC needs to get dropped. We need to tear the bandaid off and completely start over unfortunately, because we are 18 good starters, three coordinators, a head coach, and a new owner away from ever playing competitive football. I wish I didn’t love this team so much. I feel like a battered wife that can’t run away because I don’t know how to write a check or open a bank account.

Pat Mahomes throws a pick and the heads are like man Mahomes is falling off and find ways to critique him. BY finally throws a ball for the first time in 8 games that any Texas HS football QB makes every week and the heads are ready to praise him I just don’t understand why everyone likes this guy. They are all happy as hell he ain’t on their team but happy to praise his 25 passing yards from the studio.

It’s wild to me how all these talking heads constantly say how Bryce “answered some questions” or “played great down the stretch” like he isn’t the most incompetent QB in the NFL. I swear he must have dirt on everyone or something.

Nobody on planet earth hates Bryce more than me, this dude is just a complete fuging retard telling a pissed off mod that has had too much to drink to suck a dick. Here we are going to show everyone a lesson on the fug around and find out matrix.

Who the fug do you think you are talking to like that?

Two completely different games. If the field wasn’t slippery Bucky Irving would have gotten 700 yards today.

What a pathetic performance with playoffs on the line. Absolutely pathetic from every single player on the team. Anyone that has the fuging balls to cash their check isn’t a real fuging man, they are an embarrassment to their families. If I was a player on this team I would go full feudal Japan hari Kari and gut myself at the 50 yard line in an attempt to regain honor for my family. Edit: except Tet. He actually looks like an NFL player.

Bro, me and 10 buddies would play better than this offense. Thats not really saying much.

Again, the weather held TB. If it was a clear day, TB scores 40 points. Don’t kid yourself.

I don’t even know if it was a flea flicker and Canales is retarded or if Rico is just retarded. Both are very plausible.

The weather held TB to 16. It had absolutely nothing to do with anything done well by Carolina or its coaching staff.

It kind of is though. You realize defenses play our running game so tough in the box because they know we have a JV quarterback right?

Everyone saying we would score and never touch the ball again, congrats, you have watched a Panthers game before. Anyone that ever thought we had a chance, congrats, your naive optimism should be cherished. This team will never, ever win anything. Ever.

Be honest. What team would give up a draft pick for Bryce Young? Even Brock Purdy was pick 256 so there is a very very good chance whoever you pick will be better than BY even if he is picked out of DeVry University with last pick of the last round.

Dave Canales went full retard. Never go full retard.

Is there a play in the playbook that calls for tossing the ball back while you are slipping and falling instead of eating it? Maybe I’m just not an X’s and O’s guy because I have never seen that play called where you fumble the ball like a fuging retard while slipping on a wet field.

When it was announced that it would be a nationally televised game it was a death knell. This team simply cannot perform if it matters. There are no exceptions.

Someone please tell me that Rico’s decision there cost him a million dollar bonus. When that fuging bum is begging for money outside a Video Only in Wichita in 3 years I want to look back and laugh at him and know this was the moment that cost him a million.

Agreed. We are now down 9 which means winning is impossible. Start getting players to take out Baker. Go after his knees and try to tear ligaments. Gouge eyes. I mean Cyril Gane made it so Tom Aspinall will never fight again why can’t we get some practice squad scrub to do the same thing.

Ron was the most stoic bitch ass emotionless coach we have ever had. John Fox would have bitch slapped the ref and talked about swingin his sword.

You know it is hard enough to overcome the extremely limited talent of our roster and having to fight officials too. This is retarded.

Because you’ve watched a Panthers game sometime in the last 30 years?