Toker Smurf

RIP

Reminds me of the Punisher.

My dad’s podiatrist told him that crocs are awful for your feet. He still wears them.

Yeah. I don't like to drink this early. I find it interferes with my high.

What’s on your mind hillbilly?

Yes. We will have some wins and losses this year.

To do you a favor. So you don’t get ridiculed for being a fan of this septic tank fire.

You mean you didn’t feel him?

I’d think Ga Tech before Duke.

Just chilling at home with the family. Beer, NY strips on the grill and a dip in the pool.

I mean, we’re practically a traveling clown show now, so.

Maybe but I doubt we send millions of people there before we check it out in person, so that’s all part of the process.

We should also find a suitable host planet before the sun explodes.

2002

No freaking way. What the living f***?

Hell , my son’s rec team went 8-3. Maybe I should throw my hat in the ring.

I’m taking a smoke break so my tolerance will be lower by the start of the season. I will be ready.

After going 3-6, Rhule will be fired and Corral will get a shot.

Could be a blessing in disguise, who knows. Feels bad though.