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Thank goodness for 65 jumping offsides. Made sure I hit both the live over 31.5 and full game over 47 hit.

What a call, and trust in your QB, and the execution by Mendoza. It takes a village.

I'm a big believer in this is the internet and all rules are off because we don't know each other, and everyone should take all posts as jokes / not serious. But damn, you walking the line with that one. It did make me (regrettably) laugh though.

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. What in the ever living fug. Our coach is not only a piece of poo, but he's also a bitch. I fuging knew it when he took those knees. I knew there was more to his cowardness. What an absolute hoecake. Get rid of this simp ass, lame ass, hoe ass, pussy.

Oh poo. I didn't even know about this. Like I've said about Dave since we hired him.... Model looks, model brains.

Hence my sarcasm.

Yes. But it looks similar. .382 winning percentage in fights with his wife.

(sarcasm)He has a girlfriend, I'm sure he's faithful.(sarcasm)

Somewhere Dave Canales has smashed his TV, with his brain completely scrambled on why Indiana isn't taking a knee up 10 before the half.

Ahhhhh, good call, I forgot Moore was coming back, I'm an idiot. Agreed this year Manning looked like a complete bust based on the hype. I hope I'm wrong about him being good, because nothing makes me happier living in Dallas than the Longhorns and Cowboys sucking, but I think he'll win the Heisman next year. 5 years in college, never attending class, banging hot Texas co-eds / Austin MILFs and making $5M a year doesn't sound that bad to me.

Raiola is awful, Oregon will take a massive step back next year. I think they'll be 7-5 at best with him at QB. Wouldn't be surprised if he gets beat out in Spring by one of their recruits. I don't think he's even draftable, but someone will take a 5th to 7th round flyer on him. Sayin is basically Brock Purdy stature and talent wise, but no clue if his between the ears game matches Purdy's. If not, he is basically Tua Tagovailoa. Arch Manning would be the consensus #1 overall pick in this year's draft if he was declaring, and he'll be the consensus #1 overall pick in whatever year he comes out in. Had an absolute dogshit year based on his hype. But his size, tools, and pedigree will translate. This coming from a guy who hates the Longhorns with all I have.

Cignetti firing up his team by currently reminding them that ESPN sent Holly Rowe over to interview him, and Cristobal got Molly McGrath's fine ass. Disrespect for the #1 team in America is evident. Indiana by 60!

I called this before the playoffs even started. I was shocked to see Jim Harbaugh take the Giants gig so quickly, knowing this much better situation would most likely open up without a Super Bowl run, which was highly unlikely with three road games for the Bills.

Fair. Spilled milk though. Unless you do something about a coach who has the cowardly lion's heart, this team won't achieve anything.

Watching a Sean McVay and Ben Johnson coached offense is a strong reminder of just how inept Dave Canales is.

Just realized I was 30 minutes behind streaming, haha.

Mike Tirico - "National Anthem, Chicago style, you don't want to miss it" Is Twista going to perform the fastest ever National Anthem in history?

I thought this game was supposed to start at 6:30 EST. These phantom start times are throwing off my drink to hours ratio. Apologies now if my posts become less and less sensible. Not that they ever are.

I was at the Final Four in New Orleans to end K's career. Easily my best memory as a Tarheel.

Taking my winnings from New England game and laying them against the weather in Chicago.

Hutchinson, you bum.

I need one more garbage completion by CJ for his over bet. Haha.

why would they throw it?!?!

I'm actually glad they punted. Preserved my bet. Otherwise, Pats get ball inside the 30 and probably kick a FG to bust me up.

Houston punting down 12. The Dave Canales school of coaching where you just give up when things look tough. What a bunch of cowards.