Jakob

Bumping this for the draft. Bunch of you guys are active on twitter the past 24 hours.

This is one of the few internet gems I've managed to avoid over the years.  I've never googled it  and never will.

I feel like it's something everyone needs to see once in their life.. Just so they can go "oh wow, this exists?"

This is a nice little army we have here.

That's... that's a um, that's a nice header picture you have there lola.

I'm so glad this thread took off like it did, it's nice having an idea every now and then that doesn't crash and burn.

I'd imagine SCP's twitter feed would look something like this

8:16 AM:

Toilet seat was warm, stool was a firm brown color, very aged smell, overall a great experience.

1:33 PM:

Toilet seat was NOT warm this time, taco bell in full effect. Sorry for whoever has to clean the walls.

6:50 PM:

Almost didn't make it to the toilet, dark green color, filled up the whole toilet. Must of been something I ate.

11:34 PM:

DIPPED MY fuging BALLS IN THE TOILER WATER.

Wow, this had a much better response than I expected.

Thanks to the mods for pinning this and helping keeping up with the OP!

if anyone would like to post their twitter I will update it in the OP

It's all I use my twitter for any way so I'm game. Followed.

Followed as well.

Where is that!?

Reidsville NC

I went to bed with them calling for a qtr inch of ice, I just woke up at 1 am to about 9 inches of snow and sleet.

Unless this stops soon my city will get about two feet.

What the fug... weather said 1-2 inches today.. 30 minutes ago it was updated to 2-4. Now it's saying 5+ or more in some areas. It's snowing heavy as hell.

about 14-15 inches so far here in Reidville, three days of snow so far and it doesn't look like it's going to end until late tonight.

been snowing for two hours and we have about 4 inches

Wunderground calling for up to 19 inches in reidsville..

Dolphins fans are typically a loyal and passionate bunch. They have seen highs and lows, but remain dedicated to their team. Its difficult not to like them.

I browsed ThePhins.com for a glimpse of how they see Sunday's matchup...

People love Luke, and why wouldn't they?

Correct.

Could be. Arizona comes to mind.

I doubt it. I think it will be within 6 points.

Yes, yes they are. If you think holding Tom Brady to 20 points on MNF is underwhelming... well....

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Zod, I made this exact thread two days ago in the smack forum. Can you at least merge mine into this one?

James Dator just called me dense :|

i need an injury report already, what the fug is person up to today.

Copy and pasting tweets is not reporting.

Not exactly where I'm getting my info from.

I've reported the last 3 cuts before Person and Jones, can't believe these guys get paid.

Um... guys.. I just wanted to say.. we have a thread for NFL cuts and Panther cuts. This is the one for Panther cuts... jus sayin...