updownsigma

I heard they wanted Washington Weasels, but ran into licensing issues with Congress.

Early this morning at 7 AM as I was on the elevator going to take my dog out, and I got a twitter notification on my phone from the official Panthers account. It showed Rhule's fat face and the preview I could read said "The Carolina Panthers have decided to part ways with head coach..."

I clicked to open it, with so much excitement. Black Tuesday I guess, but it felt like Christmas. But as the elevator went down, I lost signal. Once I got outside I furiously refreshed twitter, but the tweet had disappeared! I had just imagined it in my half asleep state, and I think it was probably this tweet that I misread:

fug Rhule. That is all.

Honestly you know what's more terrifying than a Rhule shitshow next year? Us getting lucky and falling ass backwards into 8 wins due to weak opponents etc and having Tepper keep Rhule for yet another season because "the process is working". It sounds crazy given how the team is playing, but remember we started 3-0 this year...

Kinda wish there had been a "the process is 1000% working, you just cant see it" reference, but this is still comedy gold.

Defense can't stop getting called for penalties they deserve, offense can't stop getting called for unjustified penalties

Lololol at us using a timeout to change our minds about punting

Are you fuging kidding me with these penalties. Good chance that that cost us the game

WOW 

threaded that perfectly

typical RR challenge lol

I like how the fox infographic said field goal attempt at the bottom when they were lined up to punt lol

WTF are we doing

Cam looks disgusted and rightly so

Best pass defense in the NFL!

That hit looked so painful lol

He's still got that turn the corner speed

Haven't posted on this site in forever (check out the outdated avi lol) but this is the most excited I've been in years... made me want to log in and post instead of just lurking here while I watch the game LOL

When they said "having trouble on special teams" I immediately assumed it was us screwing up lol

Lol at how much sharper Cam's passes look after watching Brady and Manning's wobblers last game

Please no 3 and out here

Ironically I read an article about the sinking of the Yamato just earlier this week. Cannot pie this enough for making the connection to the Panthers, great read as always.

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

practice more

CHARLES fuging TILLMAN THOUGH

If you're at the stadium*

Cover their WRs*

fug I know every fan base has people who make grammatical errors, but I couldn't help but laughing at two right in the first two posts.

http://boards.atlantafalcons.com/topic/4037645-the-atlanta-falcons-will-win-the-super-bowl-this-season/ 

lmao

redemption catch